Minichan

Topic: You despise the reptilians.

Green started this discussion 12 years ago #33,740

There is a lot of propaganda out there about how the reptilians are a force for evil (usually spouted by pleiadian pricks). We reptilians are the original inhabitants of earth (it took over 3 million years from you to turn to incomprehensible apes into the civilzed species you are now. We evolvem from a species of dinosaur that had to learn to adapt. We were neither fast or strong. But we had intelligence. That intelligence drove us to become sophisticated creatures that could use our wit to bring down an Allosaurus in a similar manner to how your early neanderthals brought down a mammoth. Then a castrophocic commet collision occured that we could not prevent. Our civilization had to go underground. Over the aeons, we have been watching you evolve from shrews into fully grown hominids. We could have thwarted your evolution if we so decided. We decided to let another species inherit the planet however. We have guided humanity from the shadows. However many articles you read about how reptilians are a threat, disbelieve them. Powerful organisations attempt to silence us to initiate a New World Order. We reptilians are your friends. Not your enemies.

Green (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #466,447

We even sent a top agent to help you.

dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,448

why are there aliens from the pleiades on our planet and why didn't you re-inhabit the surface during the billions of years of hominid evolution

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,452

Genocide Now!

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,453

What about The Cabal?

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 second later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,454

@466,448 (dw ltd)
You humans gave us many lulz. Plus we were not strong enough.

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,480

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,481

@466,453 (DasSheeple)
They're twats.

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,501

@previous (Green)
Are you having a Michael Ball?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,520

Actually the poor are far dumber than the reptilians. It's no wonder the reptilians want to exterminate them.

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,522

@466,501 (Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx)
what does that mean

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,526

@previous (dw ltd)
are you having a bubble -> are you having a michael buble -> are you having a michael ball

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,529

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
A perfect summary. That's exactly what happened.

Also I saw Michael Ball in Toast of London, and I liked his performance enough to honour him with a variant of a Minichan meme. I am sure he's very grateful.

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,531

@466,526 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
very funny art thou having a michael ball mate ha ha
it's funny because 'ball' has funny connotations are you having a giggle? are you having a laugh? are you having a ball? a michael ball?

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,533

@466,529 (Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx)
that's gangsters jwjjgjd place gangster and i got special wjwwp to Vahalla her

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,547

@466,531 (dw ltd)
i assure you it wasn't that well thought out lol but cool

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,548

@466,531 (dw ltd)
dost thou haveth a giggle comrade
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