Topic: The reason why I am God.

Green started this discussion 12 years ago #33,664

I have programmed this universe; Simulation 64; to be this way. Don't you see the universes? They are all men in their booths. In simulation 64 I have created the universe to go in an infinite cycle. Big bang. Big crunch. Big bang. Big crunch. For eternity. I created this universe. I positioned myself as a mortal in this universe so I could experience it forever. None of you are real, but I am. And I will enjoy this universe for eternity. Thanks.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #465,389

Do not quit your day job.

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,390

@previous (Syntax)
I have the binary code.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,391

@previous (Green)
Morse code wood be far more profitable.

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,393

@previous (Syntax)
Matt and I have formed an alliance against you, you old fart. Go to a wind farm so you can dissipate quietly.

!EQ.QZreXV6 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,394

No me

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,395

@465,393 (Green)

Pffffffttttttttttttttttttt

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,399

OH SHI-

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,406

@465,395 (Syntax)
You are no match for Matt and I, you dementia haunted stalker.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,418

@OP
Excellent job breaking out of the theism/atheism binary system.

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,420

@previous (Metæ)
My invisible father. I am the fucking reptilian plant on this site. I am sick of playing games. We own this world.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,421

@previous (Green)
go to sleep green

bookshelf !yWRRh9MpJM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #465,422

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #465,424

@previous (bookshelf !yWRRh9MpJM)
That was when I psychedelics!

Green (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #465,425

@465,421 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

No can do captain. This ship is going down, and it's going down with me.

Minichan