Topic: Hey atheists. This will stump you ;)
Bella started this discussion 12 years ago #33,654
If God doesn't exist then how does zebra?
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Bella (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #465,284
#atheist'snightmareAnonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,285
Atheists have a god though; He's perfectly powerless and non-present in all things.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,286
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,289
You've got us there, Green. I'll call atheist HQ and let them know the news. I expect that atheism will be disbanded by tomorrow.
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,291
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Now, if only logic were sufficient to disrupt non-stamp collectors.
Now, if only logic were sufficient to disrupt non-stamp collectors.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,293
@previous (B)
Or bald people.
Truly, these groups are poison to our Christian God, who I now believe in completely due to zebras
Or bald people.
Truly, these groups are poison to our Christian God, who I now believe in completely due to zebras
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,295
@465,289 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Zebra stripe? Why for no evolution when lion see stripe unless god is want picture of zoo?
Zebra stripe? Why for no evolution when lion see stripe unless god is want picture of zoo?
Green (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,296
Here lion eat zebra at zoo. Atheist buttfucked beyond comprehension lol!Green (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 34 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,297
Wrong picture.Green (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,298
@previous (Green)
That's the one. Meta and Killer Lettuce be crying all night over the ramifications of lion what does red the zebra that do not buying me the sainsbury's cheese and prawn crackers and chorizo for i eat it and go watch Batman. Lol at butthurt atheists.
That's the one. Meta and Killer Lettuce be crying all night over the ramifications of lion what does red the zebra that do not buying me the sainsbury's cheese and prawn crackers and chorizo for i eat it and go watch Batman. Lol at butthurt atheists.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,303
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,306
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 42 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,307
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,309
If all the animals in the world got off the ark in the middle east then why are there no kangaroo fossils in the middle east? They all hopped to australia? Over a nonexistant land bridge? In less than one generation?
Shouldn't there be like polar bear fossils in the desert (or maybe they made their own ice flow ark.)
Shouldn't there be like polar bear fossils in the desert (or maybe they made their own ice flow ark.)
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #465,311
Green (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #465,312
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #465,319
dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,334
if god exist why does copenhagen kill a giraffe?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,346
Selective breeding, next qestion
Anonymous I double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,348
@465,334 (dw ltd)
> if god exist why does copenhagen kill a giraffe?
i can understand why they did it though, i suppose I would be sort of mad if the meat went to waste but it didn't, the amount of money it would cost to send the giraffe to a sanctuary or at the very least a return to its natural environment is unfeasible. Maybe they shouldn't have done it in front of the protestors? maybe, but the protestors were free to leave and the dudes had a job to do, so good on them.
> if god exist why does copenhagen kill a giraffe?
i can understand why they did it though, i suppose I would be sort of mad if the meat went to waste but it didn't, the amount of money it would cost to send the giraffe to a sanctuary or at the very least a return to its natural environment is unfeasible. Maybe they shouldn't have done it in front of the protestors? maybe, but the protestors were free to leave and the dudes had a job to do, so good on them.
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,349
dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,357
dw ltd double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,358
@465,348 (I)
i thought they did it in front of a captivated crowd excited to watch a dissection
it makes sense but there were people who were offering money to take the giraffe that's all so now it's just a pr disaster
i thought they did it in front of a captivated crowd excited to watch a dissection
it makes sense but there were people who were offering money to take the giraffe that's all so now it's just a pr disaster
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,387
yes, i'm sure a bunch of non-professional animal lovers know better than zoologists and professional zookeepers about breeding programs and how to care for populations of wild animals.Hey, i know, why don't we start telling ALL professionals and specialists how to do their jobs by petition.
everyone knows the mob knows best.
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Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,429
@465,358 (dw ltd)
> i thought they did it in front of a captivated crowd excited to watch a dissection
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> it makes sense but there were people who were offering money to take the giraffe that's all so now it's just a pr disaster
it would be a pr disaster if they let people buy a wild animal such as a giraffe, you need a special license, etc. You cant just buy wild animals anymore
> i thought they did it in front of a captivated crowd excited to watch a dissection
>
> it makes sense but there were people who were offering money to take the giraffe that's all so now it's just a pr disaster
it would be a pr disaster if they let people buy a wild animal such as a giraffe, you need a special license, etc. You cant just buy wild animals anymore
dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #465,448
@previous (I)
…iirc no private parties offered it wasn't some eccentric millionaire
one offer came from a president of some crap nation and some came from other zoos
…iirc no private parties offered it wasn't some eccentric millionaire
one offer came from a president of some crap nation and some came from other zoos