Topic: Are pork scratchings supposed to have this much hair on them?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #33,646
I shouldn't have bought multiple packets I may give them to a homeless person.TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #465,236
It's supposed to get burned off, but there's usually some in there. That seems like a lot.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,238
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #465,239
@op
The motto of the pork scratching industry is "non radent", "We do not shave".
It his known that vast warehouses of genetically engineered hairy pigs exist on the Norfolk broads, away from prying eyes. Huge beasts they are, an affront to nature and god. All skin, hair and fat -- their faces are sliced off at birth and sold to the sausage industry, their trotters ground down into face cream for pampered debutante princesses.
The motto of the pork scratching industry is "non radent", "We do not shave".
It his known that vast warehouses of genetically engineered hairy pigs exist on the Norfolk broads, away from prying eyes. Huge beasts they are, an affront to nature and god. All skin, hair and fat -- their faces are sliced off at birth and sold to the sausage industry, their trotters ground down into face cream for pampered debutante princesses.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 years later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #962,943
what the fuck, gross
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #962,947
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #962,948
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #962,953
Bit too much there, send the picture to Mr Porky and complain https://mrporky.co.uk/contact-us/
> Simple fact: pigs are hairy and while we go to great lengths to make sure every single strand is removed from the rind before cooking, the odd one may occasionally be missed by our thorough checking process. But we want every single pack of our snacks to be perfect, so if you’re less than 100% satisfied with what’s in the bag, then please let us know.
> Simple fact: pigs are hairy and while we go to great lengths to make sure every single strand is removed from the rind before cooking, the odd one may occasionally be missed by our thorough checking process. But we want every single pack of our snacks to be perfect, so if you’re less than 100% satisfied with what’s in the bag, then please let us know.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #962,967
Proof that no matter how hard you struggle...you just cant please everyone..
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #962,969
@previous (G)
usually when you struggle and everyone tries to help you out and yet you trololo with posts like these, i don't know where i was going with this. eat shit fgt
usually when you struggle and everyone tries to help you out and yet you trololo with posts like these, i don't know where i was going with this. eat shit fgt
Jim !!U1oPlerJJ joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #963,280
@962,953 (F)
Lol. Complaining 5 years later.
@OP
Update: I've never touched pork scratchings since. I upgraded to pistachios, which don't have hairs.
Lol. Complaining 5 years later.
@OP
Update: I've never touched pork scratchings since. I upgraded to pistachios, which don't have hairs.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #963,314
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 year later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,349
Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,350
also someone should cut off op's cuticles and fry them for scratchings
Anonymous D triple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,351
cuticle scratchings do not have hair
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,366
this is haram
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,476
I remember that. I haven't eaten them since. They're tasty but kind of gross.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,490
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,493
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,635
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,640
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
That’s what you think and hope but the chances of you eating hair and even poop is high. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there.
That’s what you think and hope but the chances of you eating hair and even poop is high. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there.