Topic: Good jobs for a pedophile?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,360
Good day MC,
I am currently 15 year old and have absolutely no plans for the future, my grades are pretty bad (but if I wanted to I could probably have good enough grades for most jobs, yeah I'm that arrogant) because I have literally no motivation for any kind of profession. So I just thought I should chose something I enjoy and I enjoy kids, to be precisely, I'm a pedophile. Before anyone asks, I found out because I noticed my favorite occupation during lunch breaks is looking at the cute little ass of a 5th grader (I'm German, by the way) and am little interested in any of my classmates. It's not my only fetish, though. I like (40+) MILFs as well.
I'm not annoyed very fast (despite being in puberty), so me as an adult should endure annoying children and handle them with little to no problems. My libido is also very low and I can go weeks without masturbating despite my age, so I'm pretty sure I can control myself to not touch any child. I would really, really enjoy a job where I could make some little girls smile at me, see them being happy and playing, dancing around and all that. I don't think I need much more to be happy. I believe this way I can even be useful to society.
I thought about some kind of psychiatrist or social worker, as said I'm not scared of broken kids. I wouldn't like applying for a grade school teacher, as I don't have much freedom and teachers are usually hated by their students, I don't like the idea of a little girl hating me. I also believe it would break my heart to scold kids for not doing their homework and making them cry in the process (I witnessed more than one situation similar to this one) and I'm afraid I will give girls some unwarranted boni over boys or something. I still consider it, though.
Tips from people with experience are very appreciated.
I am currently 15 year old and have absolutely no plans for the future, my grades are pretty bad (but if I wanted to I could probably have good enough grades for most jobs, yeah I'm that arrogant) because I have literally no motivation for any kind of profession. So I just thought I should chose something I enjoy and I enjoy kids, to be precisely, I'm a pedophile. Before anyone asks, I found out because I noticed my favorite occupation during lunch breaks is looking at the cute little ass of a 5th grader (I'm German, by the way) and am little interested in any of my classmates. It's not my only fetish, though. I like (40+) MILFs as well.
I'm not annoyed very fast (despite being in puberty), so me as an adult should endure annoying children and handle them with little to no problems. My libido is also very low and I can go weeks without masturbating despite my age, so I'm pretty sure I can control myself to not touch any child. I would really, really enjoy a job where I could make some little girls smile at me, see them being happy and playing, dancing around and all that. I don't think I need much more to be happy. I believe this way I can even be useful to society.
I thought about some kind of psychiatrist or social worker, as said I'm not scared of broken kids. I wouldn't like applying for a grade school teacher, as I don't have much freedom and teachers are usually hated by their students, I don't like the idea of a little girl hating me. I also believe it would break my heart to scold kids for not doing their homework and making them cry in the process (I witnessed more than one situation similar to this one) and I'm afraid I will give girls some unwarranted boni over boys or something. I still consider it, though.
Tips from people with experience are very appreciated.
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #60,829
if you're a pedophile you're going to find a lot of solace in a job as FAR from kids as possible
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,831
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,832
I wouldn't advise getting a job where you would be working with kids.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,836
Do I look like a job counsellor?...wait, on second thought; don't answer that question.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,855
> 15 years old
> Pedophile
> Pedophile
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,888
chainsaw inspecting
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,889
This was also posted on anontalk. get the fuck out
wowaname !LSD69pSotU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,913
@60,855 (F)
it's possible
Mar 16 19:28:05 <~r04r> > drawn loli
Mar 16 19:28:27 <~r04r> wowaname you pedo
Mar 16 19:28:27 <~r04r> underageb& and pedob&
it's possible
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #61,113
@OP
> I'm pretty sure I can control myself to not touch any child.
@60,829 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
> if you're a pedophile you're going to find a lot of solace in a job as FAR from kids as possible
No touching means no jail.
> I'm pretty sure I can control myself to not touch any child.
@60,829 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
> if you're a pedophile you're going to find a lot of solace in a job as FAR from kids as possible
No touching means no jail.
ninjj !Cat420tfMU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #61,122
I didn't read very much, but assessment of your own capabilities doesn't come across as arrogance. fyi
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #61,135
You people are trolled so easily. pedophiles instinctively know where their niche is.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #62,075
Pediatric gynecologist.