Topic: In the south, the tea they give you is so sickeningly sweet it's no wonder the south is so fat.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 12 years ago #33,528
Jesus Christ just tasting a sip of it will give you prediabetes.
dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #463,759
itt walter complaining about weight
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #463,761
dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #463,766
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
wow you sound angry walter
the sweet tea from mcdonalds is too sweet but i'm not calling you a faggot
wow you sound angry walter
the sweet tea from mcdonalds is too sweet but i'm not calling you a faggot
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,769
Iced tea is rarely good imo. I drink a few cups of hot tea almost everyday though.
Are you in the south, Wally?
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Are you in the south, Wally?
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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,772
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Nope, but I have family in the Appalachian region. I had a cup of unsweetened Harney & Sons tea and remembered how freaking oversweetened the tea is in the south. Can't even taste the herbs and subtleties of the tea because the sweetness is just so overpowering. It's basically like drinking flat pop at that point.
Nope, but I have family in the Appalachian region. I had a cup of unsweetened Harney & Sons tea and remembered how freaking oversweetened the tea is in the south. Can't even taste the herbs and subtleties of the tea because the sweetness is just so overpowering. It's basically like drinking flat pop at that point.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,773
@463,769 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
> Iced tea is rarely good imo
You have obviously done enough speed to make your brain defective. Iced tea is the nectar of the Gods. How do not like iced tea??
> Iced tea is rarely good imo
You have obviously done enough speed to make your brain defective. Iced tea is the nectar of the Gods. How do not like iced tea??
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squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,774
that's yankee talk. i bet you like tomato and pickle on your hot dog, you yankee.
You probably put the pizza sauce on top of the cheese, like a yankee.
go drink your hippy mocha starbucks yankee coffee, you bastard
You probably put the pizza sauce on top of the cheese, like a yankee.
go drink your hippy mocha starbucks yankee coffee, you bastard
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,777
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> that's yankee talk. i bet you like tomato and pickle on your hot dog, you yankee.
Nope, just mustard. Though a good Coney Island dog is the ideal.
> You probably put the pizza sauce on top of the cheese, like a yankee.
That is actually a big pet peeve of mine. Fuck "deep dish pizza". Lazy bastards make it a square and fucking dump the sauce on top. Disgusting. Chicago pizza is the best kind you can possibly get.
> go drink your hippy mocha starbucks yankee coffee, you bastard
I like my coffee the way I don't like people: black.
> that's yankee talk. i bet you like tomato and pickle on your hot dog, you yankee.
Nope, just mustard. Though a good Coney Island dog is the ideal.
> You probably put the pizza sauce on top of the cheese, like a yankee.
That is actually a big pet peeve of mine. Fuck "deep dish pizza". Lazy bastards make it a square and fucking dump the sauce on top. Disgusting. Chicago pizza is the best kind you can possibly get.
> go drink your hippy mocha starbucks yankee coffee, you bastard
I like my coffee the way I don't like people: black.
dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,778
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@463,769 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Okay, I got a little defensive. You're probably a sane person. Just... iced tea is really good, man. Sorry. I know you are just expressing an opinion. You probably just haven't had the right iced tea on a hot day and said to yourself, "Self, I really love sitting here with this glass of iced tea. I wish this moment could last forever." If you haven't had this moment, then I'm sorry. You should probably drink more iced tea and try to attain this state of being, because it is something you will come away from absolutely changed.
Okay, I got a little defensive. You're probably a sane person. Just... iced tea is really good, man. Sorry. I know you are just expressing an opinion. You probably just haven't had the right iced tea on a hot day and said to yourself, "Self, I really love sitting here with this glass of iced tea. I wish this moment could last forever." If you haven't had this moment, then I'm sorry. You should probably drink more iced tea and try to attain this state of being, because it is something you will come away from absolutely changed.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,803
I prefer unsweetened iced tea. I'm not much of a sugar person.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,813
Become English and drink 12 cups of tea a day, then we'll talk. Thanks.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #463,817
> walter
> opinion
> opinion
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #463,880
Some woman died because she was drinking a pitcher of tea a day. She called it thick tea, and made it with a hundred tea bags. It depleted her body of potassium or something.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #463,881
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@463,880 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I do something like that, but instead of using water I use vodka, and then I add a shitload of sugar to it. Then just pour it over ice and drink it like tea.
I do something like that, but instead of using water I use vodka, and then I add a shitload of sugar to it. Then just pour it over ice and drink it like tea.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #463,946
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@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
No. It's overpowered by the taste of the tea and the taste of the sugar. You brew it extra strong and make it extra sweet, and then when it melts over ice it dilutes all 3 aspects.
No. It's overpowered by the taste of the tea and the taste of the sugar. You brew it extra strong and make it extra sweet, and then when it melts over ice it dilutes all 3 aspects.
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Itachi Uchiha joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #464,085
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