Topic: I'm pretty sure my entire house just got a sample of the video I was watching.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ started this discussion 15 years ago #3,345

I opened a PORNOGRAPHIC video with headphones on, and music playing. I'm not sure why, but the sound from the PORNOGRAPHIC video was coming out of my computer instead of into my headphones. I didn't notice for quite a while, and although I'm in my room, my door was open.

Jesus Christ lol.

/minitwitter

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #60,581

As long as the porn sounded sexy, no one should complain.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,582

Oh and it was on MAX VOLUME. Boner = gone.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,584

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
> Lawrence
> Boner
Wat

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,585

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It was a metaphorical boner.
Or was it...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,586

Oh FUCK , Lexi. The inanimate objects KNOW . Things will never be the same between you and the microwave.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,587

@60,585 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Well I don't know about you, but I have the weirdest boner right now.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,588

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> implying I didn't give you that boner. ;)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,589

@previous (C)
Ohai Carebear

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,590

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
If it is carebear, I'm chopping off my penis by slamming my window down on it over and over again.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,591

@60,589 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
B o n j o u r

Anonymous C double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,592

@60,590 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> implying I don't do that for you already. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,593

@previous (C)
Wait. Are you implying that you make me mutilate my penis? Because I'll certainly agree to that.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,594

@60,582 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
WHY DO YOU CARE?!

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,595

@60,593 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No. I was implying that I chop off your penis everyday by slamming the window down on it over and over again.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,596

@60,586 (C)
I'll never be able to look that microwave in the face again. Never.
@60,587 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do my boners get you off, Fake Anon? Coming from an ex-gay, all I can say is that you can turn the homosexual lifestyle you're currently living around. There is still hope.
@60,594 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
I'm over it now. Was just a bit embarrassing, Nega.
Also, WHY SO CAPSLOCK?!

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,597

@60,595 (C)
I wish you did. That would be less painful than our normal interactions. :(

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
I'm going to pray my gay away this weekend. Then I'm gonna fuck a male hooker up the ass while on meth, just to prove how not-gay I am.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,600

@60,596 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Dat microwave stare.

P.S Hot woman. I would bang her inside the microwave.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #60,602

@previous (C)
That's not funny, my family members died that way. :'(

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,604

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,606

@previous (C)
Hitler-Microwaves

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,608

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Let us eat and drink neither forgetting death unduly nor remembering it. The Lord has mercy on whom he will have mercy, and the less we think about it the better.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,609

@60,600 (C)
> I would bang her inside the microwave.
You love vagina and you know it. :')
@60,597 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Good on you. The meth will cancel out the homosexual factor for the most part, so you'll be alright. From what I've been told, as long as your boner stays in and around his anus, it's not gay.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,610

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Only yours.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,611

@60,608 (C)
I'm fucking dead
-My ancestors

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,612

@60,609 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Alright, thanks for the advice. I'll try it out this weekend and get back to you.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,613

@60,611 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well on that note...
May the love hidden deep inside your heart find the love waiting in your dreams. May the laughter that you find in your tomorrow wipe away the pain you find in your yesterdays.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,615

@previous (C)
I'M BURNING TO DEATH IN A FUCKING OVEN YOU FUCKING CUNT!
-My ancestors, if you were to repeat that quote to them

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #60,618

@60,596 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Okay.
And I have no idea.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,766

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
It was just awkward. And it isn't as if I live on my own or anything. But of course you wouldn't possibly be able to understand that, considering that you're not human.
@60,610 (C)
Oh, Carebear. :P
@60,612 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're welcome. Oh, and I'll be needing clear video recordings, paper documentations, and several copies of the audio so I can gauge how much reparitive therapy you'll be needing. Thanks.

The Editor !DTurkeyn52 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,770

Don't even know what's goin' on in here, lol~

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,771

Requesting more homer is dead

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,774

@60,770 (The Editor !DTurkeyn52)
Me neither man, me neither. Also, nice trip. :-D

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,775

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,777

Last one.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,785

@60,766 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)

> It was just awkward. And it isn't as if I live on my own or anything. But of course you wouldn't possibly be able to understand that, considering that you're not human.
How RUDE of you! :'(
Ascended entities have feelings too, you know?

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

The Editor !DTurkeyn52 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,790

@60,774 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Thank you, Lawrence! :3
Also, sauce on Homer is dead?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,799

@60,774 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
@60,775 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
@60,777 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
lol'd. Thanks.

r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,800

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,802

@60,785 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Do they (you)? Well in that case, I sincerely apologize. Do you accept?
@60,790 (The Editor !DTurkeyn52)
Welcome! And I do not have sauce, unfortunately. :-(
I found them in a MS paint thread on some chan.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,806

@60,799 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You're welcome!
@60,800 (r04r)
I know. :-(

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,808

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
What video was it?

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,809

@60,802 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
;_; That's okay, thanks again anyway~

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,813

@60,808 (r04r)
I forget the title, but it's obviously in my history somewhere. Are you asking me to post the link?
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Np.

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,816

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Yep.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,825

@60,802 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
I... I suppose I do. :')

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,843

@60,816 (r04r)
http://fantasti.cc/videos/permalink/xvideos/Tender-Flesh-3/565187/
It got to about 3 minutes until I noticed. I don't know why my computer does this sometimes.
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Thank God. :'D

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