Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later[^][v]#462,535
Let's say that you punched someone into next week. Aside from the physical impossibility of doing so, and the unattainable energy requirements to actually punch someone to fall through space and time, you would have a problem. Wouldn't they just wake up a week ahead and get a bunch of their biggest mates and go hunt you down?
It's not like you'd be expecting it, right? "Oh, the NZ troll? No I punched him into next year! Or maybe next month... Or maybe next- wait... What day is it???"
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Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#462,538
@previous (B)
What about punching the New Zealand troll so hard he is in a coma for 7 days? From his point of view, he would be instantaneously transported into next week (sans a few brain cells, of course).
@OP
He only knows how to molest sheep and troll. He's going to be knocked a lot further than next week when the Minichan crew makes a "friendly visit" to a certain sheep farm...
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#462,540
@previous (Meta)
I suppose you are right in assuming that is the correct meaning of the phrase. I have just been reading a lot of sci-fi lately. The idea of time travel via punching seemed too fun not to wonder about. Boxing matches would certainly be odd if this were possible though.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#462,541
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#462,549
One does not simply punch out the New Zealand troll... He is more than a mere internet troll, he is a master of his craft. To go after the New Zealand troll is to dive headfirst into a whirlpool of trolling. Your every move will be directed back upon you twofold in the form of some masterful trolling.
Ben Green, one of the sharpest minds on MC thought that he could take on the New Zealand troll. Now his mind and spirit are broken, and he walks aimlessly with empty eyes, the New Zealand troll having utterly defeated him. Even to4str was unwittingly made into a pawn of the NZ troll.
No, one does not simply punch out the New Zealand troll. Your best option is to simply leave him, for to go after him is to invite defeat and trolling.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#462,561
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Give a little credit to alcohol and the courts.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,566
@previous (F)
Both of those things were inflicted on Green by the New Zealand troll.
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,568
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No. It's all Green's fault. If he had quit drinking earlier, he wouldn't have got into such shit. But he just continued acting like a proper cunt.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,569
@previous (F)
Are you having a chuckle, mate? That shit was the NZ troll. Green was manipulated into binging on Tesco Value cider. The NZ troll knows just what buttons to push to break a person.
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,571
This place is better without him.
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Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,576
So what happened?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,606
you wont do shit you cunt
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,607
Is OP Walter?
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Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#462,634
@previous (J)
I was doing all of that, ironically, before it was cool.
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