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Topic: I wish it were possible to get liposuction and be able to use my lard as biodiesel.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 12 years ago #33,412

But alas, we have not reached that point.

Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 46 minutes later[^] [v] #462,536

I'd do the Fight Club thing and have mine made into soap!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #462,537

@previous (Meta)
Meta, I love you so much.
(I was trying to think up some joke about Walter storing his manboobs in the freezer, but you just cut to the chase. Nice.)


This could be a really cool Iron Man movie where Tony Stark gets morbidly obese and starts using his suit to suck away fat and convert it to energy for movement. That would be hilariously energy inefficient, but... cue some dark dystopian fantasy about some crazy manufacturing monopoly producing Baron Harkonnen-style hovering fatsuits for the ultra rich.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #462,539

why don't you use your fat energy for its intended purpose and get off your fat ass fat-ass

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #462,543

@previous (D)
Why don't you fuck off you New Zealand troll?!

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #462,544

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
> A new target appears!

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #462,545

@previous (C)
With Walter's Detroit fighting skills vs NZ Troll's Auckland sheepfucking skills, I just hope the NZ troll brings a bag for his teeth.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #462,548

@previous (Meta)
People in NZ apparently only fight over the Internet via ruin-life-tactics-fu (Their'ey'er're are too busy buggering sheep or something to do anything physical), so I don't think it'll actually come to blows.

If it does come to blows, I hope someone has a lard-powered bio-diesel floating fatsuit that can actually punch people through spacetime.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

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