Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#462,483
@462,446 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well, he's in New Zealand so that narrows him down to .064% of the world's population. We've got the kiwi sheepfucker cornered, mate. He's living on borrowed time...
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#462,493
@previous (Meta)
Please, Meta, I implore you, don't take this any further. Expert troll hunters have gone after the NZ troll and ended up as trolled wrecks. Just get out while you still can.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#462,494
Steve Erwin actually went after the NZ troll, and the NZ troll arranged for STING RAYS to take that guy out! Don't do this Meta. The STing RAy MAfia is already on your tail!
Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#462,499
@previous (F)
He's got friends, but I have friends as well. I spoke to some "friends" in the INdustrial WAste MAfia and have arranged for outlandish quantities of methylmercury to be dumped in the world's oceans. Let's see how those "friendly" stingrays like their new "mineral enhanced" diet...
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#462,502
@previous (Meta)
That may not work. Some sources are adamant that he his immunised his minions to alcohol poisoning. But of course, we have no way of knowing of this is true. Such is the NZ troll, a mass of lies and contradictions, only becoming more tangled the more one tries to see through the lies.
Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#462,504
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm taking the cautious approach. I sent in STeve IRwin years ago undercover to map out and infiltrate the New Zealand troll's defenses. Who would suspect an innocent Australian "zoologist" making a "documentary"? The New Zealand troll apparently. We lost a good agent, but his death won't be in vain.
It's true: Green went from being one of the world's greatest trolls to being an invalid covered in butter with a colon full of gin after confronting the NZ Troll. Even Indy the Great had to flee America in fear for his life.
Some friends of mine in the University of Louisiana at Lafayette epidemiology department are researching a new virus that just "coincidentally" happens to target the New Zealand stingray. Maybe the NEw ZEaland TRoll gets a "friendly visit" sooner than he thinks.
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#462,505
@462,499 (Meta)
What do you plan to do about all the sheep? They aren't as innocent as they appear. Once you get onto that island, you will have to deal with sheep. Sting rays are one thing... unthinking sea monsters who strike without reserve. Sheep... They are clever, and they will bide their time until you are most vulnerable. I hope to FSM you have a plan, Meta.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#467,421
you guys are retarded
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#467,422
@previous (G)
Go shove a machete up your ass, you bugger.
dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#467,483
cheer green
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#467,490
@467,422 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
another one?