Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#33,331
Last night, I was horny and I wanted to find an obese negress, so I cruised the local Taco Bell parking lot in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I saw a 450 pound negress eating a dinner of 17 burrito supremes. I bought 73 tacos, then pulled up to her in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I opened the door of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, and showed her the tacos. She said, "Lawdy!" and climbed in.
I drove out to a deserted forest outside of town in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I parked my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, and let her eat the tacos. While she ate, I sniffed her butthole. When she finished, I kicked her in the spleen and punched her in each kidney. They I tossed her out of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine and drove off. As I drove off in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, I laughed and laughed as she desperately screamed, trying in vain to find her way home through the darkness.
I then drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine into the McDonald's drive-thru and ordered a #4 with a Diet Coke. I then drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine home, and ate and watched reruns of Gomer Pyle until 4am.