Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 12 years ago#33,309
I was just giving them some friendly advice that those BPD fuckwits go fuck themselves and i got banned. As Walter says activate LOIC. Injustices like this must be punished with a death rented. Bring back hanging! inb4 the generic they should hang me first cheeky cunts m8
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later[^][v]#461,650
Go do some molly
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,662
You probably only got banned from one subreddit. Ignore that subreddit and move to the next.
tteh !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,663
New account.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,681
Are you drunk?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,682
@OP
If this were 2009, then I'd be with you. We'd fire up the old botnets, start some raid threads on the chans, and then hit /b/ for more firepower when needed. Then we'd go jerk off to some Boxxy videos. But alas, it is not 2009. So... can't help. sorry. Wrong year. Wrong reverb universe.
EDIT: If sK has lent you the time machine, then just set the big yellow dial back five clicks and reboot the flux capacitor. Then make this same post on /b/ or 888's /i/ or /efg/ boards when you arrive at the expected time. We'll see how it goes.
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,683
@previous (F)
He forgot to bring the extra plutonium.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,684
@461,682 (F)
How do you know when I first found 4chan?
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,687
@461,683 (!hEyBrieeXM)
Shit. He's going to have to try to anticipate a lightening blast!
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I remember your #CACTUS days from my own universe. Sadly, I have fled that universe as the great twattering has already fallen upon it.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,688
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#461,690
@461,688 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You don't recall? Wait, of course you don't... You were huge back in the day! The Green I remember started a massive Pokemon forum after pretty much owning /b/ with his posts. You and another guy, Paco, went on to start your own site. Paco was a bit of a weirdo. The guy thought he was actually a Pokemon, and he dreamed up a human pet for himself. He called her Harleen, and she thought she was some comic book character. He drew cartoon strips about her and even gave her a boyfriend until he suddenly burned his paw. (Yeah, the guy actually claimed to have burned a paw... FFS)
Anyway, that universe has come and gone. :( Now I'm here. I didn't want to be, but some freaky 30 year old version of me showed up one day and told me we had to get out of this universe now. I piled into the DeLorean next to his wife Anne. I fell asleep on her lap in the back seat, and the next thing I know I was being kicked out of the car to land here. FML. Anyway, Green. Don't forget how awesome you once were, even if you don't recall that time.