Topic: The final fanfic: Falco vs God.
Green started this discussion 12 years ago #33,263
The Big Bang created the universe in 7 days. But Falco took a shit all over the bible. He felt a stirring in his hero heart. This was it. The apocalypse was coming. He armed the Disney guards with dragon dildos and made preparations. The stars were fading out. He knew what this meant. The pooped pant prophecy was being fulfilled. The end times were coming, and Falco was prepared.
Green (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #461,220
Meta saw the sign. He drove into a steakhouse with a pickup truck. He took out his copy of The God Delusion and debated all the Mormons so he could get free steak. He then pondered if Texas was real. The first cockerel cocked.
Green (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #461,221
Killer Lettuce turned on his boombox. Material Girl was playing. He started dancing and drinking his rich man cider. He knew the end times were near. For he was a material girl in a material world and didn't believe in god. But he was wrong...
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #461,224
squeegee was here
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #461,252
Here is the official trailer for the upcoming fanfic for 2013.Green (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #461,253
You need what he did sayeth.Green (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #461,255
@previous (Green)
And he did telleth the lord to poopy his pants because the Falcopocalypse was nigh.
And he did telleth the lord to poopy his pants because the Falcopocalypse was nigh.
Green (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #461,259
Falco got on his mootercycle and head off for 4chan hq. Where he did meet moot and did a rape on him as said in the scripture. 'Thank you messiah' said moot to Falco. Falco winked for he knew he had the hunky funk. 'What's happening?' inquired Falco. Moot gave a solemn look. 'The universe is dying Falco. There is nothing that anyone, even a hero like you can do'. Falco let out a few manly tears. 'What about confronting god?' asked Falco. Moot let out a guffaw. 'There is no god Falco'. Falco flipped his penis as if it were a helicopter. 'Yes there is. I will get him to revive the universe or I will make him pay'...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 12 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,596
To4str was toasting his toast. 'Open up the door' said a voice, 'this is the police'. To4str jumped into his ice cream van while the police were in a full on hot pursuit against him. 'Time for some special k' said to4str as he pulled out a bag of white powder from his pocket. Unfortunately his brake callipers weren't painted and his coordinates were off. He crashed into a Poundland...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,601
'I must eat big poop' said Falco. This is how he regain power. 'Pooped thy pant my lord' said a familiar voice. Falco winked and smacked his bum, did a little turn and drank some cum. 'Green, my old buddy!' said Falco. 'Ready for one last heroes' mission?'. Green took out his bible. 'I am a true Christian now!'. Falco scowled. 'Ok'. Green retorted. 'I'm an atheist'. Green then proceeded to butter the bible as he and Falco ravaged it.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 months later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #514,565
I'm not going to lie, Green's fanfics really were some of the funniest shit on Minichan.
dw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #514,586
why did no one respond to this one
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #514,587
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 days later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #515,690
'Now we must assassinate Richard Dawkins' said Falco. 'He has corrupted thou innocent minds'. Falco put on his luminescent strap-on dildo. It was show time. He and Green flew to r/atheism where Richard Dawkins did live. 'I SUCK SATAN'S COCK' shouted Richard Dawkins. Falco and Green winked and slapped there bums as their special cock rings glowed. 'VESUVIUS!' they bellowed.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #515,697
RIP in peas Richard Dawkins. Falco and Green high fived. 'Yarr me hearties' said a gruff voice. ' Ye'll never escape my magic meth lab of death!'. It was KS. 'This is a major plot twist' exclaimed Falco. KS was Richard Dawkins bodyguard all along. 'There is only one way to escape' said Falco. Falco summoned the Mootercycle. 'Shalom, shalom' said the Mootercycle. Falco inserted his silver shekels into the Mootercycle as he and Green beat a hasty retreat. 'Alas yes fools', shouted KS, 'i am the Meth King, ye shall never escape me and the Atheist's Hell-Doesn't Exist, Angels Aren't Real Biker Gang!' .
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #515,698
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #515,707
' I CAME!' shouted KS as he ejaculated crystal meth all over the highway. 'I am tempted to chase the dragon' said Falco. Green backhanded him. ' Nein! You will never catch the dragon'. Falco had had a solemn look on his face. He gave a speech; 'David Cameron is trying to steal all our freedom. We must ejaculate and spank the females' . Green had an epileptic seizure. 'No', he said 'don't you even. We must find the great McWalter White. He is a McChef cook. Goes by the name of Fries'n'burger. He can help us. All we need to do is bring him is shemales in yoga pants'...
Green (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 6 days later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #517,264
'U wat m8?' said Green as he guzzled Tesco Lager. Falco put on his furry tanooki suit. 'Here we go! Super faggio!' as he flew Green to McWalter's secret lair. 'Where are we?' muttered Green?'". Falco jumped on a Koopa. 'We are in
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 months later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #544,786
@OP
> The Big Bang created the universe in 7 days. But Falco took a shit all over the bible. He felt a stirring in his hero heart. This was it. The apocalypse was coming. He armed the Disney guards with dragon dildos and made preparations. The stars were fading out. He knew what this meant. The pooped pant prophecy was being fulfilled. The end times were coming, and Falco was prepared.
who the hell is falco, couse i know ever7 demon whos worth xxxx
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fuckyoy
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> The Big Bang created the universe in 7 days. But Falco took a shit all over the bible. He felt a stirring in his hero heart. This was it. The apocalypse was coming. He armed the Disney guards with dragon dildos and made preparations. The stars were fading out. He knew what this meant. The pooped pant prophecy was being fulfilled. The end times were coming, and Falco was prepared.
who the hell is falco, couse i know ever7 demon whos worth xxxx
find me
fuckyoy
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