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Topic: Operation: Get Fake Anon on the Bachelorette

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA started this discussion 12 years ago #33,206

Who knows what could happen? I think we should all get together and nominate Fake Anon to be on the Bachelorette, so he can finally find the love of his life. Nominate him here.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #460,624

okay, so i filled it out for MArk Jewman because i didn't know marks last name. i figured jewman is probably pretty common.
also i put his occupation as "Down's syndrome" thinking it might affirmative action him up a few notches

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #460,632

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
good. just a few hundred more and he should be on the show.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #460,633

@460,624 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I have seen his passport. His last name is actually Jewheimer-Schnozzenstein.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #460,635

@previous (C)
figures

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #460,637

@460,633 (C)

> I have seen his passport. His last name is actually Jewheimer-Schnozzenstein.

Actually it's "wurfelzejuden"

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,648

i support this

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,677

Fantastic stuff, really nice to see MC helping out one of our own.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,707

Terrible idea, I can get laid whenever I want without your help.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,709

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But since that's a lie, it's actually a great idea.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,710

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Look bro you don't know the first thing about me. I can get any woman I want any time I want. Got it?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,714

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What is the first thing about you, then?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,724

i once offered to pay up to $100 for a nice escort, he refused
what you guys don't seem to understand is that he wants to remain a virgin
which is sad because a cut penis is extra dry and needs moistening

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous H double-posted this 12 years ago, 17 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,725

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Anonymous H quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 9 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,727

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Anonymous H sextuple-posted this 12 years ago, 10 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,729

Anonymous H septuple-posted this 12 years ago, 42 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,730

They even have blondes.
Go get yourself drafted into the Israeli army immediately!

Anonymous H octuple-posted this 12 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #460,993

bump :(

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,009

bump

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,261

Ok guys, The Bachelor is on RIGHT NOW! I need you all watching as research so we know what they're looking for when we nominate Fake Anon.

Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,263

He's a Jew.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,266

This idea sucks.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,267

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> This idea sucks.

it's too late. you're the bachelor

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #461,268

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I am a bachelor but not THE bachelor thanks.
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