Topic: Operation: Get Fake Anon on the Bachelorette
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA started this discussion 12 years ago#33,206
Who knows what could happen? I think we should all get together and nominate Fake Anon to be on the Bachelorette, so he can finally find the love of his life. Nominate him here.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later[^][v]#460,624
okay, so i filled it out for MArk Jewman because i didn't know marks last name. i figured jewman is probably pretty common.
also i put his occupation as "Down's syndrome" thinking it might affirmative action him up a few notches
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#460,632
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
good. just a few hundred more and he should be on the show.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#460,633
@460,624 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I have seen his passport. His last name is actually Jewheimer-Schnozzenstein.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#460,635
> I have seen his passport. His last name is actually Jewheimer-Schnozzenstein.
Actually it's "wurfelzejuden"
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,648
i support this
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,677
Fantastic stuff, really nice to see MC helping out one of our own.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,707
Terrible idea, I can get laid whenever I want without your help.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,709
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But since that's a lie, it's actually a great idea.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,710
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Look bro you don't know the first thing about me. I can get any woman I want any time I want. Got it?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,714
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What is the first thing about you, then?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,724
i once offered to pay up to $100 for a nice escort, he refused
what you guys don't seem to understand is that he wants to remain a virgin
which is sad because a cut penis is extra dry and needs moistening
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Anonymous H septuple-posted this 12 years ago, 42 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,730
They even have blondes.
Go get yourself drafted into the Israeli army immediately!
Anonymous H octuple-posted this 12 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#460,993
bump :(
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#461,009
bump
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#461,261
Ok guys, The Bachelor is on RIGHT NOW! I need you all watching as research so we know what they're looking for when we nominate Fake Anon.
Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#461,263
He's a Jew.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#461,266
This idea sucks.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#461,267