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Topic: There is no fucking god.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #33,204

All the bibles are a load of shit. Jesus was a cock sucking homosexual advocate. I hope he burns in the hell that doesn't exist. Foolish humans.

dw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #460,595

you are preaching atheism to a choir of atheists

kook joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,598

Call your mother.

@previous (dw)
You too.

dw replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,600

@previous (kook)
why are you telling me to do it

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,619

Jesus is a prime example of the left wing and doesn't endorse a Darwinian system like the religious right does. Does this seem right to you?

Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,631

The Bible is pretty bad fiction, yes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,638

edgy

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,639

I would like to intervene by saying that claiming there is no god is just as unwarranted as claiming there is a god. It is an unprovable matter and we should be spending our time with other more urgent matters like ways to kill brown people and profit off of them.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,641

Gay cum

kook replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,675

@460,600 (dw)
Because you should. Have you called her yet?

@460,631 (Meta)
Call your mother too.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,681

@previous (kook)
She told me she doesn't believe it either. Should my mother and I call my grandmother?

kook replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,682

@previous (Meta)
Yes. Set up a conference call with your mother and grandmother.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,684

@previous (kook)
Should we use Skype or Google+?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,697

FINALLY A TOPIC THAT IS LEGIT. GOOD JOB OP!

Anonymous I double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,698

ONE MORE

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,705

@460,639 (G)
Better plan on losing if you can't get behind and ideology. Cause the brown people already have an excuse to kill whites, Jihad!

The atheists need to stop being such pussy humanists and get behind eugenics again.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,779

@460,697 (I)
@460,698 (I)
The Christianity explanation is simpler (ie fewer words) than the Atheism one. Occam's Razor says the simpler explanation is more likely to be true. Therefore, Christianity is true. QED

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,781

@previous (Meta)
Thats kind of interesting.

p.s. Call your mother

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,782

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
What do I say when she picks up?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,783

@previous (Meta)
Hey mom, I dont regret being born. Lets have lunch together next week.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,784

@460,782 (Meta)
Well, "My son woke me up in the middle of the night" is more letters than "God did it" so you can deny everything.

Anonymous L double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,786

@460,783 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Hey bp, how the hell are ya tonight?

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,788

@460,783 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I've never really regretted being born, though.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,789

@460,784 (L)
I enjoyed this.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,790

@460,786 (L)
I'm on pain medication and playing Dishonored.

kook replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,791

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Call your mother.

Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,792

@460,790 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Are you in pain?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,793

@460,788 (Meta)
Well then, you wont have to lie.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,794

@460,791 (kook)
Hey Ma! Git off the dang roof!

kook !!32zdfdzi+ triple-posted this 12 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,795

@460,792 (L)
Always

Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,796

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
:(

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,797

one does not simply type by slapping his penis against the keyboard

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,798

@460,796 (L)
Eh. It could always be worse.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,799

@460,797 (M)
I would like to see someone try.

Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,800

@460,798 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I was tempted to try slapping this reply out with my penis, but I have to piss and I didn't want to risk it. Is the pain medication working at least?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #460,803

@previous (L)
It definitely takes the edge off.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,467

bump

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,472

@previous (N)
YES! BUMP EVERYTHING!

jeri (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,474

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Don't even the time when I was God. As an example Bioshock Infinite many doorways. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,476

@previous (jeri)
Never played Bioshock Infinite. But thank you for informing me of its abundance of doors. I will take this under advisement.

Hey, but you know what I was just playing? Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary. It's still a bloody top game, mate.

jeri (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,477

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Hey how dare you. I am sort of crazed up from Tesco lager and kratom but what did you post derpface Elizabeth for? I still have my cider to drink. Are you having a chuckle there, bruv? Bioshock Infinite is leagues ahead of Halo CE Anniversary.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,479

@previous (jeri)
Ah, Halo CE Anniversary is a far better way to type it. Thanks, friend.

Anyway, good luck with your alcohol adventures. I too am having some just now, a nice bit of strawberry mead. Do you like mead, OP?

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,498

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Did you just insinuate my prowess in Skyrim was rivalled? Also is everyone here drunk or am I just drunk and high?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,499

@previous (Green)
Okay I am a bit drunk but I think we are the only ones...

Skyrim is a really great game, also. Nothing else like it.

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,503

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Falco did say he was drunk. I am also high thanks to magic tea. Skyrim is like a spiritual experience. I didn't know who I was before Skyrim. But I am a level 47 Wood Elf well versed in one-handed and heavy armour.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,504

@previous (Green)
M8. High Elves are the shit. Am master destruction magic and slaughter Thalmor scum

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,521

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What the fuck did you just say? Pokemon Platinum is the what. shut up it's my memories. they are time portals when I am drugs

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,576

If God existed, what would you think if he saw the Chans?

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,699

@OP
If Jesus were a Pokemon, which would he be?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,702

@previous (Metæ)
shiny mudkip

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,714

@460,631 (Meta)
> The Bible is pretty bad fiction, yes.

So Metæ 6 Months ago says that and yes of course that is true, but there may be a few exceptions

1: The Incest at the Getgo with the begats

Other then that one off hand none come to mind. I only wish it were true that one could turn water in2 Chateau Petrus, as an old one from 64 is out of my range at $11,999.99

Now I wait for someone to remind me that grapes in fact do turn water in2 basis for the wine - alas grape not sentient.
Also wait for a wanker to tell me to stop posting.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #487,716

@487,699 (Metæ)

Arceus. Duh.