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Topic: Holy fuck I need a drink fora

Meta started this discussion 12 years ago #33,186

I've not had a drink in a week. I'm trying to cut back due to high blood pressure and obesity, but holy fuck I want to drink a whole box of Franzia tonight.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #460,365

So, are you saying you are a fatfuck?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #460,367

@Meta
Obese people posting while drinking vast quantities of wine is an old Minichan tradition. Why break with tradition?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,374

franzia gives me an instant headache

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,375

Drink hard liquor, like a man should.

Meta (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,381

@460,365 (B)
I am, in fact, Literally™ a Fatfuck (pronounced as one word).
@460,367 (C)
The Pooped Pant Prophecy foretold that the year of three Fatfucks will usher in the Great Twattering.

henn joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,391

@460,375 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Fuck you Franzia is grate

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,392

No you don't!

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,395

@460,391 (henn)
> Bum wine

ftfy

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Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,415

@460,381 (Meta)
Are you, actually, in actual fact, the fattest of all the fucks?

What, in furlongs, is the, as you say, girth, per se, of your actual fuck?

Falco joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,416

switch to weed lol

Meta (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,433

@460,415 (B)
Thee Thy or Eye re: ten myle wyde FAT FAT FAT fuck. Thanks.
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