No.
Yes, I do.
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I wrote a story about a zoo janitor who poisoned a bunch of animals with antifreeze spiked cantelopes. The climax had a pretty zookeeper trampled to death by a rhinoceros that's on fire. There's also talking poop and an alcoholic security guard who is intrigued by "unusual seeds" found in animal dung all over the zoo.
(Edited 38 seconds later.)
god no. jesus Christ no.
@previous (F)
Bartram Slocum isn't putting up with
your shit anymore!
There are cantelopes, and then there are cantelopes...

im writing a story about endless regression where a writer writes about a writer that is writing about writers writing abo^C