Topic: Petition to ban people who aren't patriots.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#33,160
We need more people like meta who are true American patriots preaching about Jesus and eating Texas' finest steaks while driving his pickup truck before hunting deer. Or Sim, who butters his crumpets while driving his mini while sipping his tea and cider. Or Mark, who defies the bacon and shaloming his Torah at the bar mitzvah and obeying the Sabbath at the synagogue. Unpatriotic fucks like killer lettuce who does not like tea and is an atheist in God's promised land or Walter, who lives in LA but goes to McDonalds instead of KFC should be banned.
dw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,247
i meant to vote unban the patriots
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,249
What about true patriots like Matt™ Miller™ who spend their lives living in Kunming™ with only a singular light bulb to keep them warm while waiting patiently to receive the call from his US government handlers to rise up and lead a revolution against the Maoist oppressor government? Doesn't waiting in abject poverty to launch a Chinese democratic revolution count for anything??
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,250
@previous (E)
it would if matt didnt move there to eat chinese jailbait turds
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DasSheeple(MC-2hot4Slovenia) joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,251
Ban em all, filthy animals.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#460,252