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Topic: FAO Typical UKEnglishians: what, exactly, is a "twatting"?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #33,151

I've checked my dictionaries (both Webster's and the Oxford English Dictionary) and they indicate that "twat" is slang for female genitalia, and also an insult (cf. "cunt"). It can be a noun or an adjective, but not a verb. What is a "twatting"? We're supposed to be on the same page linguistically, just like we use feet and pounds and gallons. Please clarify this peculiar vernacular.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #460,087

> verb [with object] - British informal - hit or punch (someone): if my best mate said that I’d twat him out

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs double-posted this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #460,091

Not to be confused with the Great Twattering, which nobody knows much about. Except that it has begun.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #460,093

@OP
That's strange. If I had said that a great dicking was going to occur and that I would dick you all... well, you would have been able to interpret that, yes? Why the problem OP??

Slang noun for genitals turned into a verb... Dick(v) -> dick, dicked, dicking. Not so mysterious as to the meaning, yes? I just dicked you. I was dicking you over.

Honestly, OP... How do you you not understand what a twatting is?? IZ U DUM?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #460,094

The incorrect verb for 'twattering'.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #460,096

There is also a positive way to twat someone. But as the majority on this here forum are virgins they would have no idea how to give their girlfriend a proper twatting.

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,148

@460,093 (C)
you are dumb for ignoring context

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,149

That's it. The great fucking twattering is resuming because I'm angry.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,154

@previous (D)
N-no, Green-sama! Don't b-be a baka!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,193

Seriously, what does "twatting" mean? Sexual Intercourse?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,194

@previous (H)
> verb (transitive, UK, slang) To hit, slap.

Green replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,196

@460,154 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

You are a traitor to the Crown! No true Brit uses Japanese language. You have unbuttered my crumpets.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,201

what the op is going to get for questioning british society
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