Topic: I won't hesitate to smite thee
Jesus Christ !ygxmiwb55U started this discussion 12 years ago #33,137
All of you sinners have been recorded so have fun in hell.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #459,972
You don't exist. Thanks.
Jesus Christ !ygxmiwb55U (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,994
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,996
Jesus is a black man.
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,000
@459,994 (Jesus Christ !ygxmiwb55U)
The burden of proof is on you. Post a timestamped pic with you parachuting on to a space shuttle with a shoe on your head.
The burden of proof is on you. Post a timestamped pic with you parachuting on to a space shuttle with a shoe on your head.
Jesus Christ !ygxmiwb55U joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,023
@previous (B)
> with a shoe on your head
Even Satan knows the shoe on the head is impossible. And if you come back at me saying the Bible says "through Jesus Christ (yours truly), anything is possible", that was a mistake in translation. The damned street urchin I made write that passage couldn't do anything without shaking intensely and smudging up a large portion of his words. That being said, prove it. Prove the burden of proof is on Me. I commandeth thee to do so.
> with a shoe on your head
Even Satan knows the shoe on the head is impossible. And if you come back at me saying the Bible says "through Jesus Christ (yours truly), anything is possible", that was a mistake in translation. The damned street urchin I made write that passage couldn't do anything without shaking intensely and smudging up a large portion of his words. That being said, prove it. Prove the burden of proof is on Me. I commandeth thee to do so.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,025
my horny levels are both uncontrollable and of the charts
Jesus Christ !ygxmiwb55U replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,027
@previous (E)
Unless your lustful desires are for your partner whom you have already married, you are sinful and you should clean your act up and save it for your lovely future spouse.
Unless your lustful desires are for your partner whom you have already married, you are sinful and you should clean your act up and save it for your lovely future spouse.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,031
@previous (Jesus Christ !ygxmiwb55U)
> Unless your lustful desires are for your partner whom you have already married, you are sinful and you should clean your act up and save it for your lovely future spouse.
Shut up bitch!!! *goes ssj*
> Unless your lustful desires are for your partner whom you have already married, you are sinful and you should clean your act up and save it for your lovely future spouse.
Shut up bitch!!! *goes ssj*
Jesus Christ !ygxmiwb55U replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,033
@previous (F)
*turns the other cheek*
I will forgive thee if you ask. Remember Anon; I love you NO MATTER WHAT.
*turns the other cheek*
I will forgive thee if you ask. Remember Anon; I love you NO MATTER WHAT.
Morbid !vbsvhaneDY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #460,073
