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Topic: My girlfriend's vagina farted.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,311

I did her, wanted to do her again doggy style, but didn't work, she sat down and her vagina farted loud. I couldn't stop lathhung.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #59,904

Congratulations! You just experienced your first queef. Funny as hell aren't they?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 50 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #59,905

hehehehehehehehhehee

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,906

It's not an actual fart, but just the air coming out that you pushed in with your penis.

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RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,907

@59,904 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I hate that word.
"Queef."
Eugh.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,908

People don't talk about pussy farts enough these days.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,909

Pics or it didn't happen.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,914

Some people are easily amused. ;)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,929

@59,907 (RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ)
This.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,934

@59,907 (RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ)
Yeah, it is an odd word. Though the action itself is quite hilarious. At least to me.

protip !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,938

Queefs are precious resources that should be preserved to maintain effective mana levels.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,977

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
She's on the pill.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,979

@previous (A)
At least that's what she told you...

!34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,990

@59,938 (protip !tyLmN8C16E)

> Queefs are precious resources that should be preserved to maintain effective mana levels.

SOLDIER_you_just_went_full_Final_fantasy.txt

namj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,177

Pussy fart LOL

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,196

Lol, so THAT'S what that was during sex, I've been wondering for so damn long. >.<

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,205

@previous (GerK !SWvIfe9lJA)
Bad lies detected... virginity intact

The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,270

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Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,281

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wat

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,287

@60,205 (O)
Nope, I lost it, and you haven't. Retarded virgin homofag detected.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,344

@previous (GerK !SWvIfe9lJA)
Vagina farts are made up to catch virgins out... you shot yourself in foot.

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,346

@previous (O)
No, you see, I was having sex with my girlfriend and I slowed down, then sped up, and it made a "farting" sound. I laughed, and when I started going again, it did too, so I pulled out, went back in and VOILA, no more sounds ;D

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #60,348

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wat
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