Topic: i haven't shaved in 2 1/2 months

squeegee !first/o5zA started this discussion 13 years ago #33,058

my beard is really kicking in now

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #459,249

3 hairs, hey!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,270

A beard doesn't mean you stop shaving. Gross. gross

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,280

@previous (C)
said the man who's never grown a full beard classified longer than "facial hair."

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,285

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Men who don't trim their beards are gross. Are you trying to be a wizard
men with beards are gross

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,288

My lady shaver comes with a trimming comb which I use to trim my beard.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,298

lol

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,309

@459,285 (C)
today i wore a twisted up handlebar mustache to work and while shopping. even at current length it's still about half too short to do a real good handlebar mustache but it was a bold statement none the less.
now if i'd had a neatly cropped little gay-beard then i'd have looked like a dandy.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,330

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
that is a gross such a faux pas a bad facial hair trendy trope
you are making a bad statement

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,335

@previous (C)
As soon as it's long anough I'm going to braid beads into and metal bands. Like the dwarves in the hobbit.

Morbid !vbsvhaneDY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,336

@previous (squeegee)
Get a Shavo Odidjian beard

anon c joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,342

@459,335 (squeegee)
why don't you just have a normal beard
you are doing the wrong thing

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,348

@OP
Are you going for the Duck Dynasty/ZZ Top look?

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #459,358

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
No. I'm going for the Wyatt Earp.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #459,456

@459,285 (C)
Millions of years of evolution is so fucking gross. I prefer the wholly emasculated men feminists and ad men demand I be attracted to.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #459,462

Neckbeard is no fucking is what makes you, so don't these fucking hypocrites squeegee! I added you to XT9. With the fucking hipsters! Well they go on the horse they rode in on because we will fucking the Halo! I love this thing is falling apart and squeegee is the voice of reason.

decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #459,467

Listen to the Markov chain!

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