He formed babby with Han Solo thats where all those retarded teddy bear things in the third one came from @op
Oh... Wait... What did the shared bathroom facilities on the Millennium Falcon look like? Seriously, if you've ever shared a bathroom with a roommate, you can imagine the cut scene that
must have happened.
Han: AGAIN?!
Chewy: GR-GR-GR-AAAARRRRRRRRR!
Han: Is it always
THAT big??
Chewy: Aaaaaarghhhh
Han: Look, we have to talk about this...
Chewy: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Han: Okay! Okay! But look, buddy, I can't actually take a shit! It's fucking clogged! It's clogged with hair and... I CAN'T ACTUALLY TAKE A SHIT!
Chewy: Arrrrrgh. Argh.
Han: I know you can't help it. It doesn't flush, okay, but...
Chewy: AAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!
Han: Calm down! I'm just pissed off about how we can't use the fucking toilet after a few days in deep space. I had to wear a diaper to make the Kessel Run last time. We
have to sort this shit out!
Chewy: Arg-GRRRR-Arg-Awhoooooo
Han: No! No. Not cargo hold three! That isn't even near an airlock! Do you know what that means?!
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
@previous (E)
More fanfic should be disturbing.