Topic: somehow internship with Dow Jones
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago #32,961
Do I take it? Would need to live in New York, am sure I could convince Kirby to make the trek as it will make more money than she would be able to make on her own anywhere, and would get me places to where I could make more money than she ever could hope for. She's really big on being the best in her family, and this would be an opportunity to pull that off. I could also, being in New York, pursue comedy/acting simultaneously.
It would be a summer internship, and I would probably live with my Aunt, and her boyfriend. The only logistical issue being bringing Kirby along. But I'm sure I could pull it off.
It would be a summer internship, and I would probably live with my Aunt, and her boyfriend. The only logistical issue being bringing Kirby along. But I'm sure I could pull it off.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #458,340
Whoo-hoo! You get to suck dicks for cash! Something your're good at! Go for it!(Edited 18 seconds later.)
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #458,342
I thought interns didnt get paid
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,355
heres what i read: wah wah more money than god wah wah more money than my girlfriend wah wah
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,356
Would be awful if they found out you bragged about stealing at your last job.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,367
interns aren't paid jack, jack. Also i was under the impression that they don't take interns straight out of highschool. I thought you needed some college and basically a bachelors degree to get a desirable professional internship. Am i wrong? They don't want someone with a degree in finance or something? No, let's hire an unemployed inexperienced high schooler with some community college hours.really? No, this is another Postmortem cry for attention.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,369
Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,390
it's too much i can't handle
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,392
@OP
> somehow internship with Dow Jones
You're Jewish. This is your birthright. They saw your nose and hired you. Don't blow it. You'll be rich!
> am sure I could convince Kirby to make the trek
You will be fucking rich and will not need that cheating woman. You will be with a different woman every night!
@458,367 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
> i was under the impression that they don't take interns straight out of highschool
College doesn't mean jack anymore. Job experience is the only thing. This is his key to success.
> somehow internship with Dow Jones
You're Jewish. This is your birthright. They saw your nose and hired you. Don't blow it. You'll be rich!
> am sure I could convince Kirby to make the trek
You will be fucking rich and will not need that cheating woman. You will be with a different woman every night!
@458,367 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
> i was under the impression that they don't take interns straight out of highschool
College doesn't mean jack anymore. Job experience is the only thing. This is his key to success.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,400
@458,367 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Are you trying to imply that Wall Street doesn't desperately need his services?
Are you trying to imply that Wall Street doesn't desperately need his services?
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,401
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 6 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,402
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,405
@458,367 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
yeah, faggot, fresh out of high school college students with no skills yet are in high demand. they get paid assloads to go do these internships in new york city wherein they actually can even afford to live in new york city.
it's 2013 faggot. do some research
yeah, faggot, fresh out of high school college students with no skills yet are in high demand. they get paid assloads to go do these internships in new york city wherein they actually can even afford to live in new york city.
it's 2013 faggot. do some research
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,408
@previous (K)
My uncle works for the Wall Street Journal (runs their website), and my Aunt films reality shows, both are located in New York. The internship pays $15 an hour. I'm getting the Dow Jones position because of who I know, and I can live with my Aunt, and Uncle in NY while I do the internship during the summer. Try again you fucking moron.
My uncle works for the Wall Street Journal (runs their website), and my Aunt films reality shows, both are located in New York. The internship pays $15 an hour. I'm getting the Dow Jones position because of who I know, and I can live with my Aunt, and Uncle in NY while I do the internship during the summer. Try again you fucking moron.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,410
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 38 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,411
@458,408 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
So you got in one little fight and your mom got scared and so they sent you to live with your Aunt and Uncle in a town called...
So you got in one little fight and your mom got scared and so they sent you to live with your Aunt and Uncle in a town called...
Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,419
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Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,437
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #458,452
it won't happen, watch.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #473,493
binp
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #473,526
Like they want some narcissistic dumbass American Psycho wannabe.