Topic: Matt's been published!
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao started this discussion 13 years ago #32,880
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #457,626
It just doesn't read like Matt unless it's full of his schtick.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,627
@previous (B)
He's charming and a very good writer, but I think his frontal lobe isn't fully developed.
He's charming and a very good writer, but I think his frontal lobe isn't fully developed.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,629
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,630
I wonder if anybody will inform this website about their new staff member's previous activities?
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,635
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,637
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
It's best if Matt tells it when he's ready, like suddenly coming out with an article filled with schtick, which he eventually will when it'll bring maximum shock value.
It's best if Matt tells it when he's ready, like suddenly coming out with an article filled with schtick, which he eventually will when it'll bring maximum shock value.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,640
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,641
@457,630 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
They'll probably learn of it when they see lots of referrals coming from Minichan and check it out.
They'll probably learn of it when they see lots of referrals coming from Minichan and check it out.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,644
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,645
@457,641 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
I kinda doubt it, not unless they hung around for a while and learned the history of the BBS scene.
Or, you know, if they just saw this topic. But if they missed it, then a casual look might not be enough.
@457,635 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I'd find it quite funny.
@457,640 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Yes.
I kinda doubt it, not unless they hung around for a while and learned the history of the BBS scene.
Or, you know, if they just saw this topic. But if they missed it, then a casual look might not be enough.
@457,635 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I'd find it quite funny.
@457,640 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Yes.
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,650
@457,644 (F)
That article used a terrible photo. He's posted a lot of decent ones in his blog. Maybe that facial expression is because he had his arm around a fake girlfriend submitted that and they cropped it out of the photo so he just looks on drugs now.
@457,640 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I suspect he'd wait until he has some place he can post without them stopping it and he'd suddenly start talking about random underage girls bowel movements. Though he'd test the water with some iDefrag to defrag a solid state drive (e.g. Kindle), saddleback leather fully rugged handbags, McDonald's, and such. He'd never have a chance to get really famous but he'd still get the chance to embarass some small time publisher.
That article used a terrible photo. He's posted a lot of decent ones in his blog. Maybe that facial expression is because he had his arm around a fake girlfriend submitted that and they cropped it out of the photo so he just looks on drugs now.
@457,640 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I suspect he'd wait until he has some place he can post without them stopping it and he'd suddenly start talking about random underage girls bowel movements. Though he'd test the water with some iDefrag to defrag a solid state drive (e.g. Kindle), saddleback leather fully rugged handbags, McDonald's, and such. He'd never have a chance to get really famous but he'd still get the chance to embarass some small time publisher.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,652
@457,645 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
They'd need only Google his name + "minichan" to find the ED article. It's the top result. They might not even care, though.
They'd need only Google his name + "minichan" to find the ED article. It's the top result. They might not even care, though.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,653
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Googling "Matt Miller" brings up other people.
Googling "Matt Miller" "New Orleans" brings up something but not his trolling.
But googling "Matt Miller" Kunming finds it!
Googling "Matt Miller" brings up other people.
Googling "Matt Miller" "New Orleans" brings up something but not his trolling.
But googling "Matt Miller" Kunming finds it!
Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,654
That last google I mentioned found he's been published before http://www.myneworleans.com/Blogs/Happy-Hour/September-2013/Wine-in-China-A-First-Person-Report/
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,672
@457,629 (B)Anal retentive
The negative reactions from their parents, such as early or harsh toilet training, can lead the child to become an anal-retentive personality. If the parents tried forcing the child to learn to control their bowel movements, the child may react by deliberately holding back in rebellion. They will form into an adult who hates mess, is obsessively tidy, punctual, and respectful to authority. These adults can sometimes be stubborn and be very careful over their money.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,674
@457,635 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)The web has 17 years worth of Matts pee pee & poo poo stuff on file.
How wood it be possible for a on line resource 2 not find out about his expertise in such a fetish?
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,675
@previous (Syntax)
Well it used to have a lot more until first LAGHOULS shut down and then on Scatchan it was mass necrobumped and the mods deleted it.
Well it used to have a lot more until first LAGHOULS shut down and then on Scatchan it was mass necrobumped and the mods deleted it.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,678
@previous (B)
I was not even thinking about sites shut down. Matt spammed a literature site with his fetish crap and after a number of years they shut down yet the way back machine is still loaded with that crap.
But I was thinking more along lines of sites of old still up and running with archives.
I was not even thinking about sites shut down. Matt spammed a literature site with his fetish crap and after a number of years they shut down yet the way back machine is still loaded with that crap.
But I was thinking more along lines of sites of old still up and running with archives.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,680
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,684
@457,678 (Syntax)
A few months ago I tried finding his old stuff which I saw back in 2010 and couldn't find it. He used to post constantly around 2001-2005 about emma watson's poop and farts in a majorly pervy manner, but it seems gone now.
A few months ago I tried finding his old stuff which I saw back in 2010 and couldn't find it. He used to post constantly around 2001-2005 about emma watson's poop and farts in a majorly pervy manner, but it seems gone now.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,686
I've been spamming their website telling them Matt is a shit eating peado under the handle 'DEFderp'
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,687
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,688
@457,686 (I)
lol, ive linked matts ed article in the comments twice under the name TinyPrincess.
its been deleted both times apparently
lol, ive linked matts ed article in the comments twice under the name TinyPrincess.
its been deleted both times apparently
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,689
Where'd it go? :o
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,691
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,692
@457,689 (L)
Foodsided is a spinoff of Fansided, which is also down. So probably some kind of server derpage.
Foodsided is a spinoff of Fansided, which is also down. So probably some kind of server derpage.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,693
@457,688 (K)
Later after a few more submits from him...Lets see if he posts a Bottom Line warning re eating out in Kunming leads to (all from the gokuming web site all still up!!)
Finally, truth be told, if you stay in Kunming long enough, you no longer consider diarrhea to be an illness, just another part of eating out.
but not true for Kunming. Diarrhea is pretty much rampant here due to a combination of unsanitary conditions.
Dysentery and food poisoning is very common.
I have been sicker here from the food than any other city in China. Yesterday I paid for some meat dish and I could smell how bad it was and it was 25 yuan. I just left it-
Is the bottom falling out of your world? Eat out in Kunming and watch the world fall out of your bottom.
After a nasty bout of food poisoning, I am a little fearful of going out to eat at local establishments again.
Why don't I eat out? Because I don't like playing russian roulette in my pants when I fart.
Later after a few more submits from him...Lets see if he posts a Bottom Line warning re eating out in Kunming leads to (all from the gokuming web site all still up!!)
Finally, truth be told, if you stay in Kunming long enough, you no longer consider diarrhea to be an illness, just another part of eating out.
but not true for Kunming. Diarrhea is pretty much rampant here due to a combination of unsanitary conditions.
Dysentery and food poisoning is very common.
I have been sicker here from the food than any other city in China. Yesterday I paid for some meat dish and I could smell how bad it was and it was 25 yuan. I just left it-
Is the bottom falling out of your world? Eat out in Kunming and watch the world fall out of your bottom.
After a nasty bout of food poisoning, I am a little fearful of going out to eat at local establishments again.
Why don't I eat out? Because I don't like playing russian roulette in my pants when I fart.
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,694
girlturdsAnonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,698
@457,693 (Syntax)
> Why don't I eat out? Because I don't like playing russian roulette in my pants when I fart.
lol'd
> Why don't I eat out? Because I don't like playing russian roulette in my pants when I fart.
lol'd