Topic: cheated on.
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago #32,871
So, as a surprise to absolutely no one here, I came home early on Tuesday to find my lady naked with another man. Upon seeing this she flipped out, kicked him out of the house, sobbed, and made quite a scene for what seemed like hours, threw a coffee cup on the ground, all the while apologizing profusely. Proceeded to slash up her wrists a whole bunch, then tell me I'm the love of her life, and she hates herself, and I'm the only thing keeping her from suicide (more or less).
I wash the blood off her, and run her a bath, but emphasize that I am hurt by her, and that I won't be pressured into staying, and if I do stay, it isn't out of sympathy. I told her I decided to stay, and that this was her last chance, and she had to let me look through her phone at all times, and she could not be in contact with this guy ever again (He was a close, longtime friend of her's), she agreed, and said she'd always keep me updated as to where she's at.
The next day I got Psilocybin (for free :D), and she was scared for me to take it because she thought I'd have an epiphany about how terrible she is. I didn't, but did realize how serious the situation could be, then decided to not care.
She bought me a boqoutte of roses today, with "For the Love of My Life" written on the card, it was nice. It feels like she's trying to win me over, and I certainly appreciate that.
:/
I wash the blood off her, and run her a bath, but emphasize that I am hurt by her, and that I won't be pressured into staying, and if I do stay, it isn't out of sympathy. I told her I decided to stay, and that this was her last chance, and she had to let me look through her phone at all times, and she could not be in contact with this guy ever again (He was a close, longtime friend of her's), she agreed, and said she'd always keep me updated as to where she's at.
The next day I got Psilocybin (for free :D), and she was scared for me to take it because she thought I'd have an epiphany about how terrible she is. I didn't, but did realize how serious the situation could be, then decided to not care.
She bought me a boqoutte of roses today, with "For the Love of My Life" written on the card, it was nice. It feels like she's trying to win me over, and I certainly appreciate that.
:/
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #457,483
Oh, and for a brief moment she tried the "well his penis wasnt actually inside me" argument, but quickly, and thankfully discontinued. Oh, and her family suggested I beat her up, and run away. Which was interesting. They also smoked me out, which was cool.
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Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,484
Still love her, and actually am pretty much over it. Just thought it was an amusing tale.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,485
You should've considered beating her.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,486
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Is this what you do to your fish when you are having relationship problems?
Is this what you do to your fish when you are having relationship problems?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,487
> You should've considered beating her.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,488
You should have killed her then yourself.
DasSheeple(MC-2hot4Slovenia) joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #457,491
Where do you find em? Dump that nutjob and find someone decent for a change.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,492
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,493
> boqoutteAnonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,494
Dude, seriously, this is not going to work.
She seems like the fuckup that always seeks more attention and affection than they have.Daddy issues most likely. She will do it again. And she will try and manipulate you again into staying.
Just fuck her off. Don't be a walkover.
She seems like the fuckup that always seeks more attention and affection than they have.Daddy issues most likely. She will do it again. And she will try and manipulate you again into staying.
Just fuck her off. Don't be a walkover.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #457,496
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,497
@previous (D)
Maybe its all imaginary.
I can only respond as if its true though, because it might be.
I can see the point in staying with and working on a relationship if its a long term thing. Like a marriage or whatever. Pointless indulging a spoilt little girl, when you're likely not to be with her in a year or two. Better to keep your dignity and self respect, and find someone who will treat you like a human being.
Maybe its all imaginary.
I can only respond as if its true though, because it might be.
I can see the point in staying with and working on a relationship if its a long term thing. Like a marriage or whatever. Pointless indulging a spoilt little girl, when you're likely not to be with her in a year or two. Better to keep your dignity and self respect, and find someone who will treat you like a human being.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,499
> missed an opportunity to open up relationship to new things.
you should try new things
you should try new things
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,513
Was his penis inside her, though?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 48 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,515
> she had to let me look through her phone at all times
lol kill yourself
lol kill yourself
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,521
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,523
Cuckolded again.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,524
@OP
> Proceeded to slash up her wrists a whole bunch,
So in other words the only problem is She messed up her Wrists/Hands without your help.
Other then that, you're good to go.
> Proceeded to slash up her wrists a whole bunch,
So in other words the only problem is She messed up her Wrists/Hands without your help.
Other then that, you're good to go.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,525
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,530
Was this real life?
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,532
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,533
Lol never break up with her.
If you must, break her.
If you must, break her.
decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,541
@457,485 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
What the fuck. That's. Just. Holy mother of all fuck. No. You don't fucking beat someone for engaging in consensual sex that happens to be inconvenient to you. Your sense of entitlement to sexual exclusivity is not as important as another person's sexual agency.
What the fuck. That's. Just. Holy mother of all fuck. No. You don't fucking beat someone for engaging in consensual sex that happens to be inconvenient to you. Your sense of entitlement to sexual exclusivity is not as important as another person's sexual agency.
decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj double-posted this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,542
Yeah, uh, this is kinda why strict monogamy is a disaster.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,544
The only solution is revenge. Stage it so you're in bed with the guy she cheated on you with next time she walks in.
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,545
@OP
in all seriousness, you should probably stop talking so much about your personal life on minichan
in all seriousness, you should probably stop talking so much about your personal life on minichan
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,547
@457,544 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
On the other hand
That other guy could sue postmortem for Coitus interruptice
On the other hand
That other guy could sue postmortem for Coitus interruptice
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,549
decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,551
@previous (E)
Open relationships aren't really comparable to arranged marriages with decades-wide age gaps.
Open relationships aren't really comparable to arranged marriages with decades-wide age gaps.
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,553
@457,541 (decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj)
This
@OP she sounds like a total fuckwit. get the hell out of there.
This
@OP she sounds like a total fuckwit. get the hell out of there.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 48 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,558
@457,551 (decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj)
Open relationships aren't comparable to a relationship between 2 people. I don't see what arranged marriages have to do with this.
Open relationships aren't comparable to a relationship between 2 people. I don't see what arranged marriages have to do with this.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,568
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #457,588
TL;DR
glad you got cheated on tho
glad you got cheated on tho
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #457,622
@OP
I told you several times you should've stuck with Cupcake. You should contact her, admit your mistake and beg for her back. She only broke up with you during tonsilitis because her doing oral on you is what caused it.
All of last year Matt kept posting schtick about walking in on his "girlfriend" who was with another man and right after he walked in, the man she was cheating with either came inside her without a condom or came inside her mouth and she immediately swallowed. This is eerily similar. I bet it'll turn out no condom was used.
Cheating on you when she planned to be with you means the frontal lobe of her brain wasn't very developed. Probably good to ditch her as she will cheat again. It also especially means the frontal lobe of her brain wasn't very developed because she tries suicide over it. Bear in mind, she only tried suicide not because she was remorseful for the act, but only because she was remorseful SHE WAS CAUGHT. You catching her means she has done it so many, many, many times he has gotten careless. People are careful the first several times they do something sneaky and only after many, many, many times do they become lazy and careless. Get an AIDS test too--she has likely cheated on you a lot without a condom. Cupcake never cheated on you. I really think Cupcake was your one true love.
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I told you several times you should've stuck with Cupcake. You should contact her, admit your mistake and beg for her back. She only broke up with you during tonsilitis because her doing oral on you is what caused it.
All of last year Matt kept posting schtick about walking in on his "girlfriend" who was with another man and right after he walked in, the man she was cheating with either came inside her without a condom or came inside her mouth and she immediately swallowed. This is eerily similar. I bet it'll turn out no condom was used.
Cheating on you when she planned to be with you means the frontal lobe of her brain wasn't very developed. Probably good to ditch her as she will cheat again. It also especially means the frontal lobe of her brain wasn't very developed because she tries suicide over it. Bear in mind, she only tried suicide not because she was remorseful for the act, but only because she was remorseful SHE WAS CAUGHT. You catching her means she has done it so many, many, many times he has gotten careless. People are careful the first several times they do something sneaky and only after many, many, many times do they become lazy and careless. Get an AIDS test too--she has likely cheated on you a lot without a condom. Cupcake never cheated on you. I really think Cupcake was your one true love.
(edit: small typo)
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #457,623
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #457,648
Smoke 100 cigarettes.
Anonymous V replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #457,651
@457,542 (decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj)
Monogamy throughout history worked because there were no DNA tests. If your woman slept around, you had no idea her kids were yours. There also wasn't the migration of today so people in your town looked a lot alike and your neighbor and your wife's kid could seem to be yours. Even Ghenghis Kahn had this problem--he had no idea if his wife's first kid was his.
Survival was difficult back then so kids needed both parents' support to survive.
Monogamy throughout history worked because there were no DNA tests. If your woman slept around, you had no idea her kids were yours. There also wasn't the migration of today so people in your town looked a lot alike and your neighbor and your wife's kid could seem to be yours. Even Ghenghis Kahn had this problem--he had no idea if his wife's first kid was his.
Survival was difficult back then so kids needed both parents' support to survive.
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Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #457,765
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #457,789
Ehh, this isn't a huge deal, really. People make it a big deal because they're told to, but as of now I feel no pain from the situation, and I'm losing nothing by being with the girl, and losing basically unlimited sex, and adoration if I do.
I still love her, and want to be with her, so breaking up with her on some kind of principle seems dumb, I don't have principles. I almost broke a girl's hand once because she attempted to answer my phone because if she did answer she'd know about my plans to do a bunch of drugs behind her back.
I still love her, and want to be with her, so breaking up with her on some kind of principle seems dumb, I don't have principles. I almost broke a girl's hand once because she attempted to answer my phone because if she did answer she'd know about my plans to do a bunch of drugs behind her back.