Topic: What should one do if they know all the secrets of the universe?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,807

I am the keeper of the secrets. I know all and now I am bored.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #456,904

> What should one do if they know all the secrets of the universe?
Please, for the love of all that is holy, tell me what that one weird trick is!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #456,908

@previous (B)
About why trainers hate him? Well, he guzzles a glass of cum with raw eggs after every meal. It is high in protein, but it furthers enforces the stereotype that body builders are gay and that's why trainers hate him.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 36 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #456,909

@456,904 (B)
Turns out it's a 1:1 mix of paint thinner and chocolate milk, inserted anally.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #456,911

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Thank you for your honesty. I will try this.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #456,916

@OP
Will the pooped pant prophecy ever be fulfilled?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #456,917

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Perhaps!

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