Topic: Kimmo now offers proofreading and translation
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,742
http://www.kimmoa.se/sf/
Retyping. A "deeper" processing of the text. Besides the above, I write eg of sentences / paragraphs that are not optimally formulated, according to your wishes about cursive. The structure can be changed (in a paragraph), words that are used frequently can be replaced with synonyms etc. Even pure factual errors can be corrected or perceived in the extent of knowledge on the subject, if you so desire.
Translation from Swedish to English, or vice versa. Proofreading of the result is always included. Retyping of the results can also be obtained.
Text Creation. Based on a rough draft and your instructions forges I text itself for you from scratch, so you want it.
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Proofreading. I read carefully your text and correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation in a "superficial" plan, without going into detail on the content's meaning.Retyping. A "deeper" processing of the text. Besides the above, I write eg of sentences / paragraphs that are not optimally formulated, according to your wishes about cursive. The structure can be changed (in a paragraph), words that are used frequently can be replaced with synonyms etc. Even pure factual errors can be corrected or perceived in the extent of knowledge on the subject, if you so desire.
Translation from Swedish to English, or vice versa. Proofreading of the result is always included. Retyping of the results can also be obtained.
Text Creation. Based on a rough draft and your instructions forges I text itself for you from scratch, so you want it.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later[^] [v] #456,434
> Based on a rough draft and your instructions forges I text itself for you from scratch, so you want it.
wat?
wat?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #456,436
We must all use this service immediately.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,441
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,446
sweet, i've requested he to be editor for me and novel making is need help with typing.
squeegee !first/o5zA double-posted this 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,449
we'll see if he'll accept payment via amazon gift cards.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,450
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,459
How much would it cost to get "Shitlisted for life" translated into Swedish?
With retyping, of course.
With retyping, of course.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,511
Now we just need a short story, written in Swedish, about a woman named Gunlog and her autistic son.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,547
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,548
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,551
PROOFREADING £ 1 500 SEK = 76.21 US Dollar
Translation 3 kr 1.500 kr
Retyping SEK 5 2500 SEK
Translation + retyping SEK 7 3500 SEK
Text Creation 10 kr £ 5,000
I prefer very strong payment via Bitcoin, which is much faster and superior in every way, but still accepts even traditional bank transfers.
The prices are fixed and based on the amount of work and its quality rather than the actual time it takes, so you know exactly how much it costs in advance. Minimum per order: $ 100.
For larger projects, from new, unknown customers, I must require at least 50% of the payment in advance before any work begins. Otherwise, payment after acceptance of the completed work.
He says: Politically incorrect or 'sensitive' texts is not a problem
Translation 3 kr 1.500 kr
Retyping SEK 5 2500 SEK
Translation + retyping SEK 7 3500 SEK
Text Creation 10 kr £ 5,000
I prefer very strong payment via Bitcoin, which is much faster and superior in every way, but still accepts even traditional bank transfers.
The prices are fixed and based on the amount of work and its quality rather than the actual time it takes, so you know exactly how much it costs in advance. Minimum per order: $ 100.
For larger projects, from new, unknown customers, I must require at least 50% of the payment in advance before any work begins. Otherwise, payment after acceptance of the completed work.
He says: Politically incorrect or 'sensitive' texts is not a problem
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,552
@previous (Syntax)
> Doesn't separate hourly rates from the examples
> inconsistently switches between SEK and kr.
> Random £ signs inserted
> inconsistently switches between use of a period, comma, or nothing at all to indicate thousands
Did you run that through an extra filter just to make sure it was incomprehensible?
> Doesn't separate hourly rates from the examples
> inconsistently switches between SEK and kr.
> Random £ signs inserted
> inconsistently switches between use of a period, comma, or nothing at all to indicate thousands
Did you run that through an extra filter just to make sure it was incomprehensible?
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,602
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,604
Let's send Kimmo the obituary of his father.
Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,605
I want him to proofread and translate into Swedish the entire MC 1.0 database.
(Edited 19 seconds later.)
DNSnQQper !Xus02GQ23o joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #460,585
Has anyone ordered this yet? You don't need a short story in Swedish to order. He also does English to Swedish translation and 'professional text writing.'
He demands up-front partial payment, but I suspect that like AnT, there is nobody actually buying and he may not have the leverage to demand up front payments. Play it like you are a big client that will have continuing work and will not budge and will not pay him anything up front.
Google translate:
Need professional proofreading, retyping, translation to / from Swedish / English, or professional text writing? I undertake most of the assignments for both businesses of all sizes, various organizations and individuals, and carries them to manic perfection. I can not and will compete with shameful, ridiculously low prices, but by making a solid, honest job for a reasonable compensation.
He demands up-front partial payment, but I suspect that like AnT, there is nobody actually buying and he may not have the leverage to demand up front payments. Play it like you are a big client that will have continuing work and will not budge and will not pay him anything up front.
Google translate:
Need professional proofreading, retyping, translation to / from Swedish / English, or professional text writing? I undertake most of the assignments for both businesses of all sizes, various organizations and individuals, and carries them to manic perfection. I can not and will compete with shameful, ridiculously low prices, but by making a solid, honest job for a reasonable compensation.
Ks joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #460,586
DNSnQQper !Xus02GQ23o replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #460,588
@previous (Ks)
> but I suspect that like AnT, there is nobody actually buying and he may not have the leverage to demand up front payments. Play it like you are a big client that will have continuing work and will not budge and will not pay him anything up front.
It is like the people listing things on EBay and Craigslist for an unrealistic price. It means the seller wants that, not that anyone would actually pay that. Sometimes anything at all is an unrealistic price. Do you think any real customer is actually buying this 'professional proofreading/writing/translation' from Kimmo? If not, his only options are to take chances on doing work for free and hoping for payment on completion, or to bluff and reject everyone, and potentially turn away what could have turned into a big return business client, leaving him with what I suspect he currently has, no customers.
> but I suspect that like AnT, there is nobody actually buying and he may not have the leverage to demand up front payments. Play it like you are a big client that will have continuing work and will not budge and will not pay him anything up front.
It is like the people listing things on EBay and Craigslist for an unrealistic price. It means the seller wants that, not that anyone would actually pay that. Sometimes anything at all is an unrealistic price. Do you think any real customer is actually buying this 'professional proofreading/writing/translation' from Kimmo? If not, his only options are to take chances on doing work for free and hoping for payment on completion, or to bluff and reject everyone, and potentially turn away what could have turned into a big return business client, leaving him with what I suspect he currently has, no customers.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #460,589
There is fog, and then there fog.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #460,617
Kimmo is so useless, has he ever made any money?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #460,997
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #461,012
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #461,016
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #461,018
lol, he is asking for it
SGT. SYSOP replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #461,020
@461,012 (B)
WHY THE FUCK WEREN'T YOU DONATING AND SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD LIKE I TOLD YOUR ASS TO DO WHEN AT WAS DYING???
WHY THE FUCK WEREN'T YOU DONATING AND SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD LIKE I TOLD YOUR ASS TO DO WHEN AT WAS DYING???
SGT. SYSOP double-posted this 12 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #461,021
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