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Topic: John is the coolest person on this site.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,695

-smokes cigarettes, disregarding the health warning
-wears rebellious hair
-doesn't give 2 fucks about his appearance
-breaks girl's hands after they complain about his driving; bitch should have known her place and been quiet
-doesn't tip; rebelling against the whole fabric of society, a big fuck you
-has had numerous real girlfriends and tulpa girlfriends
-is a true prayer warrior and servant of Christ

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #455,992

@OP

> -smokes cigarettes, disregarding the health warning
As do I
> -wears rebellious hair
As do I
> -doesn't give 2 fucks about his appearance
As do I
> -breaks girl's hands after they complain about his driving; bitch should have known her place and been quiet
Instead of hands I punch windshields while driving
> -doesn't tip; rebelling against the whole fabric of society, a big fuck you
I tip because I've worked a job as a server and tips are everything, fuck you!
> -has had numerous real girlfriends and tulpa girlfriends
What the fuck is a tulpa girlfriend? I've had numerous girlfriends, was married, and fuck when I want
> -is a true prayer warrior and servant of Christ
I am the god of my own understanding and I can do anything.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #456,005

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I was also a server, I just don't give a fuck.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #456,010

@455,992 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You must be really proud of yourself. Yet you refuse to bathe?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,023

@456,005 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
That's just being a douche

@previous (D)
Fuck off.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,035

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Why are you so upset?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,039

@previous (D)
Because I am a weak human being who needs the acceptance of his e-peers

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,047

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
i was gonna say something but u got it

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,082

@456,039 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You should more concerned about the people out in the real world, who have to deal with the fact that you don't bathe regularly.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,100

> -is a true prayer warrior and servant of Christ

Ummm he's Jewish. Besides the nose, see:

> -doesn't tip; rebelling against the whole fabric of society, a big fuck you

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,107

@456,039 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You dont bathe?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,109

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
That's greatly exaggerated.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,111

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
On which post is this exaggeration based?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 48 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,115

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Some post where I say something about the fact that I hadn't showered for a few weeks in a row or something, I dunno.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,117

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Weeks is a bit excessive. Isnt it?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,118

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Of course, but I was staying on a property that has a water crisis, and was helping by not using water.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,169

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
lol'd

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,170

Most punchable face on the chains.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,179

@456,117 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Oh please, humans used to scour themselves with sand to get clean. Bathing a few times a month is more than enough to avoid health issues.

Personally I believe bathing everyday is bad for people. We are symbiotic with our germs,I don't know why people think you have to be sterilized daily. Killing off the good germs just leaves openings for the bad. So I like to leave a thin film of beneficial bacteria all over my body to help keep me healthy. Sure, I get musky, but pheromones are all up in your sweat. You wash that shit off and suddenly the opposite sex is blind to you. Sure you smell like flowers, but what vagina goes damp over gardenia blossoms? Not a one. Why do you think chicks dig athletes? Yup. Their musty odor gets em good and wet.

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kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,188

@previous (squeegee)
People also used to bleed the sick in order to regulate the bad humours. Women like athletes because they're rich and famous.
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