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Topic: Why didn't Jesus turn water into LSD?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,691

He would have revolutionized the world.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #455,973

Like, pure LSD? I can't imagine that'd be good to drink.
The world wasn't ready.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,974

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Why it has no taste!

That would be awesome, I'm gonna drink LSD one of these days

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,975

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I'm pretty sure a tab contains only a few micrograms (that's 10^-6) of LSD. A mouthful of pure LSD. That'd be... a lot.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,976

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Each tab is supposed to have anywhere from 50-200 micrograms if you're not getting research chemical.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,977

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Yeah, that's still an absolutely miniscule amount.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,978

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Compared to liquid yeah, but LSD is great because your absorbing it as you handle it even before you ingest it.

I've had liquid before, but I've had better blotter since then.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,979

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Not diluted liquid. Pure liquid LSD. Or at least like, 16 M.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,980

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Yeah! It was pretty cool, we soaked q-tips in it and sucked on those. I had approximately 15-30 hits

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #456,006

@OP
Because 1.) it wasn't synthesized yet and 2.) it would have made sense as far as getting people to believe in a god.

ITT: No one knows shit about LSD

eels joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,196

@previous (D)
People have had religious experiences on LSD, but something like iboga or ayahuasca would have made more sense from the standpoint of indoctrinating the masses.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,200

@previous (eels)
Continual use of the holy medicine sure makes for some spacey people

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,225

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Take a bath, hobo.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,226

@previous (D)
<3

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,230

Jesus was a hippie too.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,240

@455,975 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
There's this amazing thing in chemistry called a solution. Just so you know.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,257

@previous (G)
Obviously, but pure liquid LSD would be much more exciting.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #456,281

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
It really would. You would have to feel as one with other people as you met them. You might not be able to distance yourself from poor people, and you might help them out. All those places in the Gospels where Jesus meets poor people and vagabonds would totally make sense, and you might actually give a shit about people who are starving or poor. The poor and hungry would cry, "We live in a system of unfettered capitalism! We are serfs in a land of owners of the means of production!" And then the capitalist robber barons would chuckle, "Fine, you people are the salt of the earth! You can work at my factory for half the price it takes to employ you. You can eat! Mind you, though, I'm taking a loss... It might have to come out of your pay."

Oh... Wait no. You wouldn't do that. You'd just feed them. Fucking brilliant.
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