Topic: Where is the evidence for evolution?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,658

A biology book that science is always changing the rules on? The Bible is God's word. It hasn't been changed from the original message 6000 years ago. I know which one I would rather trust. It's His word over the doodles of edited science books. He created us.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #455,595

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> go fuck yourselves

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,597

@previous (B)
God's will.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,598

@previous (A)
Laying it on a bit thick there, champ.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,599

@455,595 (B)
Use the imgur bar.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,600

@455,595 (B)
> or use an imgur url

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #455,601

@previous (dreamworks)
i already pointed that out thanks!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,612

@OP
0/10 no one worth giving a shit about believes in god in 2013

!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,616

Different Beaks.

Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,635

@455,612 (E)
Delusional thinking direct from an atheist. That's fucking rich.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,637

Science: okay Religion, good buddy, you ready to go to the mall and do some shopping?
Religion: Sure am, Science. Boy, this is going to be great. i'm going to buy shorts!
Empirical Evidence: oh hey guys, what's up?
Science and Religion: we're going to the mall!
Empirical Evidence: but it's sunday, the mall is closed today!
Science: Oh no, I guess we'll need to slightly alter our plans based on what's observed even if it's not exactly what we expected.
Religion: nah nah nah, i can't hear you, i'm going to the mall. see you later chumps.
Science: ok, you go on alone. Your idea sounds pretty stupid now.
Religion: stop persecuting me! I'm leaving! (runs out door and leaves for mall)
Empirical Evidence: So, Science, what do you want to do now?
Science: Now that Religion is gone, wanna fuck baby?
Empirical Evidence: you know it, science. You my daddy.
Science: aww yeah

And that's how the LHC was born.

atheist replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,638

@455,635 (G)
I don't think you understood my post. You, being someone who believes in a god, in the year 2013, are someone I do not give a fuck about, because you're not worth giving a shit about. But that's not a statement based on prejudice or ignorance. You're the ignorant bigot in this equation.

atheist double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,639

@455,637 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
This is a person who I can respect!

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,645

@455,637 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Oh, it was so good but then you fucked it all up at the end. Clearly Science is a total whore for Empirical Evidence, not the other way around.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,651

@previous (G)
in a bizarre twist ending it turns out Empirical Evidence is pregnant with Religions bastard child and Science, unaware, is stuck raising Creationism as his own son.

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,675

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
lulzy

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,690

@OP
6000 Years ago and NO Mention of Siats Meekerorum or T-Rex.

And wot about all the Roman and Greek and Asian Indian and American Indian Gods?

Syntax double-posted this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,691

Ooooops 4Got the newest Dinosaur 2b discovered photo

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,692

@455,595 (B)
there is an [upload] button next to the imgur url (unless youre using an old and/or shitty browser, then you have to upload to imgur directly), use that!

@455,599 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@455,600 (dreamworks)
hi

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,694

@previous (J)
It's only been 2+ years since the imgur feature was added. Give them time. ;)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,697

@455,638 (atheist)
You're awfully fucking dumb for an atheist. Your troll is showing.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,746

@previous (L)
You're awfully ignorant for a prejudiced bigot. Oh wait, that's normal. I'll be seeing ya'.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #455,914

> It hasn't been changed from the original message 6000 years ago.
The bible was edited to Hell and back. If the book is the literal word of God then we have probably decoded the original message wrong due to noise.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #455,915

I used to be an atheist but I saw the light and follow the Gospel of John now. No, not that John, but Postmortem. When I die I will go to heaven and be in His presence, smoking Newports with three hands for eternity.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #455,941

Ancient Aliens

Minichan