Topic: Are you getting ready for church today?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,655
It's the only way you will be written into the book of life.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes. I love Christ and want to go to heaven. | 4 | 67% | |
| No. I am an edgy atheist who is angry at God and worship satan. | 2 | 33% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later[^] [v] #455,561
Why is it all Christians on the Internet are assholes who try to force their beliefs on others?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #455,570
@OP
No, I am not going to church, because I am not stupid. You, however, are stupid and gullible, for believing in sky fairies.
Regards, your friend, the Internet-using atheist
No, I am not going to church, because I am not stupid. You, however, are stupid and gullible, for believing in sky fairies.
Regards, your friend, the Internet-using atheist
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #455,573
Why is it that the only message I ever see from an "Internet Christian" is some bullshit about how if I don't acknowledge their beliefs, then I'm doomed for eternity. Talk about a closed-minded bullying community!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #455,574
Does Jesus love the trans folk?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #455,579
Nah brah. That was my childhood, not adulthood.
Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #455,580
@OP
No sorry it's a bunch of nonsense. There are a better things to do on a Sunday.
No sorry it's a bunch of nonsense. There are a better things to do on a Sunday.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,583
why would god need to keep a ledger? isn't his memory infallible?
oh, it's cause he wrote it down, got'cha.
oh, it's cause he wrote it down, got'cha.
Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,584
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,591
@455,580 (Meta)
@455,583 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I would love to see your face when you meet with God's judgement. You need to be written in the book of life. Oh well, you may as well eat as much ice cream as you can now, you're going to need something cold when you're cast down into the lake of fire.
@455,583 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I would love to see your face when you meet with God's judgement. You need to be written in the book of life. Oh well, you may as well eat as much ice cream as you can now, you're going to need something cold when you're cast down into the lake of fire.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,592
No, sorry. I am too busy worshiping Satan and preaching Evolution to impressionable minds.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,593
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,602
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,610
@455,591 (A)
I told my parents this when I was an edgy 12 year-old, and I'll tell you now as a young adult. Have you read the lyrical content to your hymns? Have you analyzed God's words when he speaks directly to man in your bible? Yahweh is a fucking dick. All silly variations of the Abrahamic god are fucking douchebags. If God came down to Earth and showed himself to be 100% real, I would say, "I don't want to worship you. You're an asshole. Just smite me and get it over with, dick!" and that's just how it's going to be.
Regards, your friend, the Internet-using atheist
I told my parents this when I was an edgy 12 year-old, and I'll tell you now as a young adult. Have you read the lyrical content to your hymns? Have you analyzed God's words when he speaks directly to man in your bible? Yahweh is a fucking dick. All silly variations of the Abrahamic god are fucking douchebags. If God came down to Earth and showed himself to be 100% real, I would say, "I don't want to worship you. You're an asshole. Just smite me and get it over with, dick!" and that's just how it's going to be.
Regards, your friend, the Internet-using atheist
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,621
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,622
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,624
@previous (A)
It's an observation. If God proved himself to be 100% real and you respond with "your an asshole" rather than "thanks for making me," that is indeed a lack of gratitude.
It's an observation. If God proved himself to be 100% real and you respond with "your an asshole" rather than "thanks for making me," that is indeed a lack of gratitude.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,625
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,626
No, I praise myself daily, I see no need to waste money on a place for people to come worship me one day a week
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,627
@455,624 (I)hey, dickgod, thanks for making snakes, women, and trees of knowledge. That worked out real well for me
atheist replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,630
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,631
atheist replied with this 13 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,632
@455,626 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
How can you praise yourself? You don't even bathe?
How can you praise yourself? You don't even bathe?
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atheist double-posted this 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,633
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,634
atheist replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,636
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Mmm... Good... Make sure you scrub behind your ears, and in your bum too...
Mmm... Good... Make sure you scrub behind your ears, and in your bum too...
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,641
@455,633 (atheist)
WTF are you talking about? Surely you understand the Neanderthals were people. You're the bigot for dismissing a known Genocide.
WTF are you talking about? Surely you understand the Neanderthals were people. You're the bigot for dismissing a known Genocide.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,644
@455,636 (atheist)
I'll shower in a bit, my friend probably will want to shower after she gets back from working out, I don't want to use all the hot water. Calm yourself on my grooming habits brother.
I'll shower in a bit, my friend probably will want to shower after she gets back from working out, I don't want to use all the hot water. Calm yourself on my grooming habits brother.
Libertarian replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,650
@455,641 (I)
Yea that's great, asshole. You're more ignorant than shit. STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, socialist, bigoted PIG.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
If you were cleaner and more mature, you would be bathing with her after she works out.
Yea that's great, asshole. You're more ignorant than shit. STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, socialist, bigoted PIG.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
If you were cleaner and more mature, you would be bathing with her after she works out.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,652
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,655
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,658
@previous (C)
What? For not wanting to hurt my friend emotionally and mentally? If I snagged his girlfriend he would become so withdrawn it would be really a dick move to deprive the world of his personality.
What? For not wanting to hurt my friend emotionally and mentally? If I snagged his girlfriend he would become so withdrawn it would be really a dick move to deprive the world of his personality.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,671
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
No, what!? No! That whole friend's girlfriend thing was a joke. Let it go, man. You're pathetic because you don't bathe.
No, what!? No! That whole friend's girlfriend thing was a joke. Let it go, man. You're pathetic because you don't bathe.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #455,672
@previous (C)
You make it seem like I bathe once a month or less. You make it seem like I am doing strenus work that makes me sweat or stink out loud. You make it seem like I'm a filthy fucking pig but I'm not.
You make it seem like I bathe once a month or less. You make it seem like I am doing strenus work that makes me sweat or stink out loud. You make it seem like I'm a filthy fucking pig but I'm not.