Topic: Is it normal for my girlfriend not to moan, and be emotionless during sex?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,261
I have a 7 inch penis 5 inch thick, and I slam into her as hard and fast as I can, but it's like doing a meaty robot.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later[^] [v] #58,924
Yeah.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,926
> he doesn't know hot to perform oral.totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,928
Most women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration. Also, it's not pleasant to be penetrated with the force of a fucking jackhammer.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,929
@58,926 (C)
This. Most women wont ever achieve orgasm from penetration. As well, you should talk to her (crazy idea I know) and let her know it is something you enjoy. If she doesn't know you like those noises she wont know to make them.
This. Most women wont ever achieve orgasm from penetration. As well, you should talk to her (crazy idea I know) and let her know it is something you enjoy. If she doesn't know you like those noises she wont know to make them.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,933
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That's not true. While it is a very small percent, there are women that will only be able to orgasm from penetration. Generally these women are multi-orgasmic and do not respond well to direct stimulation.
That's not true. While it is a very small percent, there are women that will only be able to orgasm from penetration. Generally these women are multi-orgasmic and do not respond well to direct stimulation.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,936
> 5 inch thickAnonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,938
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@58,928 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
This happens when guys get their Sex ED from porn.
@58,929 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6) here
@58,928 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
This happens when guys get their Sex ED from porn.
@58,929 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6) here
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,939
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,941
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,942
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,943
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Completely untrue.
Completely untrue.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,944
@58,942 (C)
I don't either. Of course I was curious, and had to try it. It's too much effort for such little pay off, and my partner got nothing from it except extreme discomfort.
I don't either. Of course I was curious, and had to try it. It's too much effort for such little pay off, and my partner got nothing from it except extreme discomfort.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,945
@58,943 (H)
Most women can't come from penetration alone, even when it feels great.
Most women can't come from penetration alone, even when it feels great.
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Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,946
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I was refuting this statement:
> or even feel very good from just vaginal penetration.
But, I know. You really don't have to tell me that.
I was refuting this statement:
> or even feel very good from just vaginal penetration.
But, I know. You really don't have to tell me that.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,948
@previous (H)
Really though, a lot of women don't enjoy penetration. Being very thick helps, but length doesn't matter.
Really though, a lot of women don't enjoy penetration. Being very thick helps, but length doesn't matter.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,949
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,955
@previous (A)
That's a strange sentence. But seriously, give her an orgasm first and then penetrate her.
That's a strange sentence. But seriously, give her an orgasm first and then penetrate her.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,007
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I wouldn't. Most men are too tired after they come themselves.
I wouldn't. Most men are too tired after they come themselves.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,009
Now that it's all been pretty much said and done.
> meaty robot
fuckin' lol'd
> meaty robot
fuckin' lol'd
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,016
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,017
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,022
@59,016 (A)
Are you 12 or something? I'm only 23 and I generally need at least an hour before I can go again.
Are you 12 or something? I'm only 23 and I generally need at least an hour before I can go again.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,028
protip !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,037
o.O
lrn2 oral
lrn2 oral
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,038
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,045
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,055
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Shut up.
Shut up.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,061
@58,948 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
> Really though, a lot of women don't enjoy penetration.
I do.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
> asshole.
Well that was unnecessary. ;_;
> Really though, a lot of women don't enjoy penetration.
I do.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
> asshole.
Well that was unnecessary. ;_;
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,068
Think about the dimensions. A 7x5 penis would be a big CHODE. You might as well be tapping her cunt with a rubber mallet.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,070
I mean 5 inch circumference.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,073
protip !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,079
5 inches circumference is 1.59 inches across, bros.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,200
5-inch thick master race, report in!
Feelsgoodman.jpg
Feelsgoodman.jpg
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,303
Ok so guys after reading this thread how do I make a virgin girl have great first sex? I'm also a virgin guy.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,305
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,306
@60,303 (M)
You don't? Just don't expect it to be mind blowing. Understand that it gets better the more you do it.
You don't? Just don't expect it to be mind blowing. Understand that it gets better the more you do it.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,307
She hates you and wants to fuck niggers
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,313
Standard rape defence tactic. Lay motionless. Do not show any signs of pain or pleasure.
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,460
Anonymous M double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,461
No, but seriously, all I know is what porn tells me. After prom night she told me she'd be ready for sex. So guys. I want her to feel great and then I can get laid for it.
namj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,465
faggot !26D7I/H7YY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,475
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,491
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,495
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Me too.
Me too.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,546
Anonymous C double-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,547
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Nope, lurk more.
It's gil's.
Nope, lurk more.
It's gil's.
Anonymous C triple-posted this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,552
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Guy who works in a fastfoodchain, is a nerd and draws, a passion his gf shares.
is very sensitive when people insult her, because she has a tendency to take insults n the internet to heart and react to them by curling up in the fetal position and refusing to eat for days.
Guy who works in a fastfoodchain, is a nerd and draws, a passion his gf shares.
is very sensitive when people insult her, because she has a tendency to take insults n the internet to heart and react to them by curling up in the fetal position and refusing to eat for days.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,574
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #61,082
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,056
Bump for the new dance craze sweeping the nation, the "Meaty Robot."
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,078
Let's play Guess The OP
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,083
@58,928 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Why do you assume that OP is penetrating his girlfriend's vagina with the force of a jackhammer, and not, in fact, her anus?
Why do you assume that OP is penetrating his girlfriend's vagina with the force of a jackhammer, and not, in fact, her anus?
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,084
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,085
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
He could, indeed, be penetrating her throat with the force of a jackhammer.
He could, indeed, be penetrating her throat with the force of a jackhammer.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,086
@639,056 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> and I slam into her as hard and fast as I can
So like you bump this topic yet never added advice 5 years ago.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
> and I slam into her as hard and fast as I can
So like you bump this topic yet never added advice 5 years ago.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,087
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,089
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,090
!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,092
This poster is the most honest gynocratic mangina I've ever seen comment on the inherent flaws of femininity's "passive"-to-a-pathology nature.
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,095
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,098
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,110
r04r joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,113
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
You're insane and seeing ghosts. Again. Please stop randomly pinging me in the ##minichan-log irc channel. Just fuck off.
You're insane and seeing ghosts. Again. Please stop randomly pinging me in the ##minichan-log irc channel. Just fuck off.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,115
@previous (r04r)
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Whoever that is, it isn't me; I know this because I don't even go on the network your room is hosted. My home is /cow/'s room on Rizon. Why your delusional, egocentric lesbian LSD-head thinks I'd ever entertain spending time with somebody so socially noxious is beyond me.
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Whoever that is, it isn't me; I know this because I don't even go on the network your room is hosted. My home is /cow/'s room on Rizon. Why your delusional, egocentric lesbian LSD-head thinks I'd ever entertain spending time with somebody so socially noxious is beyond me.
(Edited 57 seconds later.)
r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,116
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Minichan topics and replies get relayed there. You keep mentioning my name when your delusions lead you to believe that I am harassing you anonymously.
Minichan topics and replies get relayed there. You keep mentioning my name when your delusions lead you to believe that I am harassing you anonymously.
Anonymous W replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,117
@639,115 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Given you're dumb enough to use a psychopath's trip code. You have to take the fall for all psychopath's.
Guilty as charged.
Given you're dumb enough to use a psychopath's trip code. You have to take the fall for all psychopath's.
Guilty as charged.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,118
Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,119
@639,095 (W)
I’m not certain if I’d ever fully recovered. You used the manumit of clinical misdirection disproportionately blowing above station the severity of an otherwise barely relevant condition in justification of the mouth”, it would only further serve to reinforce the idea of my ideals, which would have your sickly maligned Marxist ideologues and even the old Heeb (and I’m sorry if I’ve missed the etymology of ‘[redacted]’ as to emphasize the stretching of their OODA Observe, Orient, Decide, and Act (misnomously referred "cognitive empathic" loops) speeds up its cycle commensurately with the inherently politicized apparatus of psychiatry. Medically predicated upon the constriction of all Aspergian determination is now seen only by the Wicca-esque confines of Feminist sororital dormatories. Their calumny of the highly impassioned Aspergian cadres amongst your counterparts. Though, young Aspergian, may you yet unsafely tread these damningly precarious times as they impendingly unfold.
I’m not certain if I’d ever fully recovered. You used the manumit of clinical misdirection disproportionately blowing above station the severity of an otherwise barely relevant condition in justification of the mouth”, it would only further serve to reinforce the idea of my ideals, which would have your sickly maligned Marxist ideologues and even the old Heeb (and I’m sorry if I’ve missed the etymology of ‘[redacted]’ as to emphasize the stretching of their OODA Observe, Orient, Decide, and Act (misnomously referred "cognitive empathic" loops) speeds up its cycle commensurately with the inherently politicized apparatus of psychiatry. Medically predicated upon the constriction of all Aspergian determination is now seen only by the Wicca-esque confines of Feminist sororital dormatories. Their calumny of the highly impassioned Aspergian cadres amongst your counterparts. Though, young Aspergian, may you yet unsafely tread these damningly precarious times as they impendingly unfold.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,124
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,125
@639,116 (r04r)
Well you had an indignant tone as if I'd intentionally done all that. The truth is, I'd no real way of knowing and so the accusation of egocentrism still stands. Not everyone has a telepathic keyhole into the workings of your site. Your belief that they do is indicative of some sort of autism-with-psychotic-features type deal.
Well you had an indignant tone as if I'd intentionally done all that. The truth is, I'd no real way of knowing and so the accusation of egocentrism still stands. Not everyone has a telepathic keyhole into the workings of your site. Your belief that they do is indicative of some sort of autism-with-psychotic-features type deal.
Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,127
r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,128
@639,125 (!MLHqI35Srs)
You keep being a delusional bucket of shit. I've already told you before that I am not harassing you anonymously. I don't know what your problem with me is, but stop trying to include me in your drama.
You keep being a delusional bucket of shit. I've already told you before that I am not harassing you anonymously. I don't know what your problem with me is, but stop trying to include me in your drama.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,130
@previous (r04r)
It's primarily that you're an inveterate liar ("hurr durr I've never dropped a UID or used an auxillary one, honest"), have stirred shit with my in the past by misattributing to 'sperging' what you're incapable of understanding and accordingly banning me in frustration for it (one time on IRC if I recall), and manage to combine the most obnoxious combination of feminine antagonistic essence and autistic obtuseness I've ever seen in one individual. Sorry if you find that insulting, I'm not even trying to: that's my honest conviction and I write this more out of annoyance than anything.
If you get implicated in conspiracies by me, you've your writing style, syntax, behaviour and tone, and my reliable patternization thereof, to blame.
It's primarily that you're an inveterate liar ("hurr durr I've never dropped a UID or used an auxillary one, honest"), have stirred shit with my in the past by misattributing to 'sperging' what you're incapable of understanding and accordingly banning me in frustration for it (one time on IRC if I recall), and manage to combine the most obnoxious combination of feminine antagonistic essence and autistic obtuseness I've ever seen in one individual. Sorry if you find that insulting, I'm not even trying to: that's my honest conviction and I write this more out of annoyance than anything.
If you get implicated in conspiracies by me, you've your writing style, syntax, behaviour and tone, and my reliable patternization thereof, to blame.
r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,131
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
All I'll say is this: I've seen you "call out" anons before several times in the past few weeks. Every time I saw you do that you were wrong. Without fail. I'm being serious here. Your "reliable patternization" is unreliable as shit.
All I'll say is this: I've seen you "call out" anons before several times in the past few weeks. Every time I saw you do that you were wrong. Without fail. I'm being serious here. Your "reliable patternization" is unreliable as shit.
Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,132
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,134
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,137
@639,131 (r04r)
Yes because nobody here uses disguises.
Nobody here thinks they're Robbie Rotten from Lazytown or some kitsche children's caricature of a spy of that sort. Nope, we're all honest here, not exchanging allibis or covers or whatever. Nope!
Yes because nobody here uses disguises.
Nobody here thinks they're Robbie Rotten from Lazytown or some kitsche children's caricature of a spy of that sort. Nope, we're all honest here, not exchanging allibis or covers or whatever. Nope!
r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,138
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,139
@previous (r04r)
What I mean is, all it takes to change UID is for someone to give them the memorable details for theirs via. IRC PM or Skype. They can emulate a rough approximation of the original UID's location via. VPN. I'm sure there's a lot you can see, but it's easily confounded. Tagteam trolling efforts have taken pervasively against me this year.
What I mean is, all it takes to change UID is for someone to give them the memorable details for theirs via. IRC PM or Skype. They can emulate a rough approximation of the original UID's location via. VPN. I'm sure there's a lot you can see, but it's easily confounded. Tagteam trolling efforts have taken pervasively against me this year.
(Edited 34 seconds later.)
r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,140
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
There is no user-to-user PM system, so they'd have to know and contact each others outside of minichan. Anyway, lol no on fucking does that
There is no user-to-user PM system, so they'd have to know and contact each others outside of minichan. Anyway, lol no on fucking does that
Anon X-1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,142
@639,139 (!MLHqI35Srs)
All you are saying is that you were dumb enough to hand over your ID.
Make a tin foil hat to protect you from aliens. You and conspiracy theories. Grow a pair of balls Please
All you are saying is that you were dumb enough to hand over your ID.
Make a tin foil hat to protect you from aliens. You and conspiracy theories. Grow a pair of balls Please
Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,146
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,147
@639,139 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Are you saying that people care enough about you to co-ordinate some continual trolling operation against you, involving constant UID swapping and private messages?
Yeah, no, you're not that important.
Are you saying that people care enough about you to co-ordinate some continual trolling operation against you, involving constant UID swapping and private messages?
Yeah, no, you're not that important.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,149
@previous (B)
You're really going to substitute meretriciously exuded hyperfeminine snark and sass for a genuinely convincing explanation, such as that, contrarily, it would be because of my unimportance and your disdain that you would be additionally motivated thereto? It is easier to apply willing malice to a perceived weakling than bumbling incompetence to the righteously indignated.
@639,146 (Z-8)
If a nothing like yourself represents "everyone", I'd hate to see how inconsequential these moronically sinuous collusive scurriers are.
You're really going to substitute meretriciously exuded hyperfeminine snark and sass for a genuinely convincing explanation, such as that, contrarily, it would be because of my unimportance and your disdain that you would be additionally motivated thereto? It is easier to apply willing malice to a perceived weakling than bumbling incompetence to the righteously indignated.
@639,146 (Z-8)
If a nothing like yourself represents "everyone", I'd hate to see how inconsequential these moronically sinuous collusive scurriers are.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,151
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
we already know that you think that you are better than anyone just shut up ok
You are the worst
we already know that you think that you are better than anyone just shut up ok
You are the worst
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,153
@previous (Z-9)
I'm not just better; I have, in eschewing concepts of placement and felicity, and avoiding a frame of comparative reference, transcended rank altogether.
I'm not just better; I have, in eschewing concepts of placement and felicity, and avoiding a frame of comparative reference, transcended rank altogether.
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Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,154
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,155
@639,149 (!MLHqI35Srs)
And you respond with more of your buzzwords. Naturally.
I'm mildly curious how much you're a troll, and how much you're legitimately weird. I think you're definitely both, but it's the ratio that's ambiguous.
And you respond with more of your buzzwords. Naturally.
I'm mildly curious how much you're a troll, and how much you're legitimately weird. I think you're definitely both, but it's the ratio that's ambiguous.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,156
Can we please just enjoy the phrase "meaty robot"?
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,157
@639,155 (B)
> I can't read, so let me be dismissive
Yeah, no, you're the one resorting to buzz-sentiments. It's transparently estrogenic of you.
> I can't read, so let me be dismissive
Yeah, no, you're the one resorting to buzz-sentiments. It's transparently estrogenic of you.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,159
Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,164
Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,174
@639,157 (!MLHqI35Srs)
> > I can't read, so let me be dismissive
LOL Your whole schtick is being dismissive of everyone and deluding yourself into thinking you're some persecuted, misunderstood wonderchild. Stop playing the victim and then we'll talk.
EDIT: Or just keep playing the victim, I don't really care. It's actually more funny if you keep up the rage and the schtick.
> > I can't read, so let me be dismissive
LOL Your whole schtick is being dismissive of everyone and deluding yourself into thinking you're some persecuted, misunderstood wonderchild. Stop playing the victim and then we'll talk.
EDIT: Or just keep playing the victim, I don't really care. It's actually more funny if you keep up the rage and the schtick.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,177
Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,181
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,182
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,184
@639,181 (Z-3)
No, you do care. In fact, you care so much that you and other users all co-ordinate insults and UID drops, all to better attack Autphag. Probably because you are jealous of him, or something.
No, you do care. In fact, you care so much that you and other users all co-ordinate insults and UID drops, all to better attack Autphag. Probably because you are jealous of him, or something.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,186
@previous (B)
Oh no, the ideological zealotry proceeds despite overwhelming contempt for me. I'm under no delusion of being feted for anything, well, minus the simplistic home truths you wish to suppress.
Oh no, the ideological zealotry proceeds despite overwhelming contempt for me. I'm under no delusion of being feted for anything, well, minus the simplistic home truths you wish to suppress.
Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,187
@639,182 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Well I find the hypocrisy of it all amusing. Keep raging. It's keeping me amused, and it's bringing some traffic to the board.
Well I find the hypocrisy of it all amusing. Keep raging. It's keeping me amused, and it's bringing some traffic to the board.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,191
@previous (Z-3)
You're having a hard time differentiating deflections of your own contempt for that overbrimming angst that, at a loss of containment, you've transposed onto me, aren't you?
So much for the neurotypical "master-race", folks. Yep, superior socio-emotional maturity rectally affected to fuck.
You're having a hard time differentiating deflections of your own contempt for that overbrimming angst that, at a loss of containment, you've transposed onto me, aren't you?
So much for the neurotypical "master-race", folks. Yep, superior socio-emotional maturity rectally affected to fuck.
Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,194
HardSx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,236
I wonder how he speaks shen he has sex
HardSx double-posted this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,238
It is emotionally overwhelming for me when my phallic apparatus enters your vaginal cocktail. Oh yes, maybe I should say that my tiny anus squeezes so tightly when I come. I think I love you I would exasperatedly try very analytically and emotionally explain that my penis goes into erectal mode.
Rector123 triple-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,241
Rectally Affected To Fuck. Man Your Ass Must Be SOOOO BLOODY TINY !!! HAHAHAH
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,242
@639,236 (HardSx)
@639,238 (HardSx)
Great. A crazy guy wandered out of the suicide thread and into the wider forum.
@639,238 (HardSx)
Great. A crazy guy wandered out of the suicide thread and into the wider forum.
HardSx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,243
Lets keep it to the sex pls
909 double-posted this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,253
@639,242 (B)
> Great. A crazy guy wandered out of the suicide thread and into the wider forum.
Lets not open this topic here on such a wonderful thread.
> Great. A crazy guy wandered out of the suicide thread and into the wider forum.
Lets not open this topic here on such a wonderful thread.
909 triple-posted this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,255
I wonder how such a tight box can make such wonderful noise. Does it know fear ? Does his spermcells are intelligent ? What about his other head ? Could he move a muscle without a teardrop coming out the box ? And sticking to thread, how does he relate to women in general ?
Anonymous W replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,256
@previous (909)
If the girl is really warmed up. She is going to be far more slippery than tight. Wet noises of a complex variety.
If the girl is really warmed up. She is going to be far more slippery than tight. Wet noises of a complex variety.
909 replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,259
Obviously your snake had to crack up for the glory of fucking.
909 double-posted this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,260
I bet you found out real quick the easy way on how to wash your vagina. How is porn in the family ?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,262
909 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,263
Then I also know who you don't like .. which you would like even more
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,268
909 replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,277
She must be sooo hot..
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,313
@639,262 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Considering you like Autphag too, I think you have a bad case of shit taste.
Considering you like Autphag too, I think you have a bad case of shit taste.
Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,327
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,328
@previous (Z-15)
He's a weirdo who found this place through the suicide thread. He used to contain his ravings there, but, sadly, he has now started posting on the rest of Minichan.
He's a weirdo who found this place through the suicide thread. He used to contain his ravings there, but, sadly, he has now started posting on the rest of Minichan.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,337
What happened here
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,340
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,359
Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,374
@639,191 (!MLHqI35Srs)
lol why do you try to play psychologist with anonymous posters? o yeah you probably don't talk to anybody but yours
but FYI not everybody is 'neurotypical and projecting' you just aren't likable
lol why do you try to play psychologist with anonymous posters? o yeah you probably don't talk to anybody but yours
but FYI not everybody is 'neurotypical and projecting' you just aren't likable
Anonymous Z-16 double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,375
@639,241 (Rector123)
> Rectally Affected To Fuck. Man Your Ass Must Be SOOOO BLOODY TINY !!! HAHAHAH
nice
> Rectally Affected To Fuck. Man Your Ass Must Be SOOOO BLOODY TINY !!! HAHAHAH
nice
beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 2 years later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,030
Valentine's Day bump <3
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,051
Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,061
@58,944 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
She may not like anal but she sure fucked you in the ass during that marriage.
She may not like anal but she sure fucked you in the ass during that marriage.
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,092
@639,153 (!MLHqI35Srs)
> I'm not just better; I have, in eschewing concepts of placement and felicity, and avoiding a frame of comparative reference, transcended rank altogether.
@639,256 (W)
> If the girl is really warmed up. She is going to be far more slippery than tight. Wet noises of a complex variety.
@639,255 (909)
> I wonder how such a tight box can make such wonderful noise. Does it know fear ? Does his spermcells are intelligent ? What about his other head ? Could he move a muscle without a teardrop coming out the box ? And sticking to thread, how does he relate to women in general ?
great thread
> I'm not just better; I have, in eschewing concepts of placement and felicity, and avoiding a frame of comparative reference, transcended rank altogether.
@639,256 (W)
> If the girl is really warmed up. She is going to be far more slippery than tight. Wet noises of a complex variety.
@639,255 (909)
> I wonder how such a tight box can make such wonderful noise. Does it know fear ? Does his spermcells are intelligent ? What about his other head ? Could he move a muscle without a teardrop coming out the box ? And sticking to thread, how does he relate to women in general ?
great thread
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 8 years ago, 7 months later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #923,712
bump
Anonymous Z-19 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #923,713
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #923,803
Meaty robot ♥️
Anonymous Z-20 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #923,809
Meaty fart bots coming from my fart box
Sheila LaBœf replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #923,825
Nobody here thinks they're Robbie Rotten from Lazytown