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Topic: The Final Chapter: Falco Fanfic The Prequel.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#32,569
Falco awoke in a dimly lit room. He needed a change in his life. He stood up and looked at his filthy disgusting desk. He tossed it over. 'Fuckeru you!' he shouted. He went downstairs and slapped his mom or his sister about Disneyland for some reason I can't remember. Falco took a walk outside. He saw neon lights and dazzling rides. 'One day' said Falco, 'I will work at Disneyland'.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#454,475
Dead pool was there too, and hoops off of falcon's shoulders "the future is now kid!"
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#454,476
Falco saw a Mickey Mouse mascot. His penis knew no bounds. 'Me rike ru!' he shouted, chasing the mascot into Disneyland. He was stopped by the guards and taken to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to walk the plank...
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#454,479
Causally walking past the Disney security Deadpool draws his katana and makes mince meat of the pirates holding his falcon friend captive "On, to greatness!" He bellowed, bounding off towards the nearest goofy headed mother fucker and tackled him, screaming while pummeling his face into the ground "YOU'LL NEVER BE THAT DAD TO ANOTHER CHILD"
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#454,480
Potato
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#454,627
Falco did a reverse flip and pirate stuff and escaped the plank and got a job at Disneyland. But something was missing in his heart. 'I need a shit sandwich!', Falco shouted. Falco went home and cried for 3 hours.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#454,652
Until finally he shaped up and said, "it's time for me to make my own shit sandwiches." So he got up to the kitchen and prepared the bread. He made sure it was extra toasty before he dropped his trousers and laid a large brown turd on top of it.
He took a bite out of the shit sandwich and said to himself that it was good.
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#454,670
I should probably stop posting on MC for a while.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#454,682
@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
I think that would be best. Let weed Falco take over for a bit.