Topic: I tricked my girlfriend.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 13 years ago #32,557
So, she thinks that I am intelligent, clever, and witty. That I have drive, and a direction in my life. I am not, and I do not. All of you know that I am absolutely full of shit, and that I either don't stay focused on things, quit, or fail miserably. Also, I have no real direction in my life, and I'm a bit of a moron.
I think there's a lot of power in eloquence, I can act fairly well, and I know how to talk to people, and in person I have a sort of gentlemanly way of speaking, I suppose. I don't have an accent, and my mannerisms suggest upper class, I know how to speak. Without that people would see me as an absolute fool, which I am.
So, with that in my mind, I wonder how many people are out there who are the opposite of myself, folks who are total shit with words, but are actually quite intelligent, and well put together. And it both saddens me, and makes me giggle that it's people who can fake intelligence that will probably go farther in life than those who actually are intelligent, but lack a certain je ne sais quoi, elegance?
I think there's a lot of power in eloquence, I can act fairly well, and I know how to talk to people, and in person I have a sort of gentlemanly way of speaking, I suppose. I don't have an accent, and my mannerisms suggest upper class, I know how to speak. Without that people would see me as an absolute fool, which I am.
So, with that in my mind, I wonder how many people are out there who are the opposite of myself, folks who are total shit with words, but are actually quite intelligent, and well put together. And it both saddens me, and makes me giggle that it's people who can fake intelligence that will probably go farther in life than those who actually are intelligent, but lack a certain je ne sais quoi, elegance?
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #454,419
> And it both saddens me, and makes me giggle that it's people who can fake intelligence that will probably go farther in life than those who actually are intelligent, but lack a certain je ne sais quoi, elegance?
nope. i think your fake intelligence has betrayed you. it's pretty easy to tell when someone is full of shit and talking out their ass. usually they are betrayed by things called facts.
nope. i think your fake intelligence has betrayed you. it's pretty easy to tell when someone is full of shit and talking out their ass. usually they are betrayed by things called facts.
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #454,464
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
His trip code lacks a certain sumpting. I will contemplate such while sitting on the john.
His trip code lacks a certain sumpting. I will contemplate such while sitting on the john.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #454,465
You've got the wit of a rapist son
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #454,501
it's easy to trick stupid people
you are never eloquent
you are never eloquent
Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #454,577
@OP
I don't think you're mentally retarded, just a bit of a lazy sociopath.
I don't think you're mentally retarded, just a bit of a lazy sociopath.
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,634
@454,501 (E)
You're entitled to your opinion regarding the degree of my eloquence, as is the nature of opinions.
It is my humble belief, however, that most people are unintelligent, and therefore easy to trick.
@previous (Meta)
Perhaps.
You're entitled to your opinion regarding the degree of my eloquence, as is the nature of opinions.
It is my humble belief, however, that most people are unintelligent, and therefore easy to trick.
@previous (Meta)
Perhaps.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,636
Did you move in with her yet?
You mentioned you smoke. Does she? Did cupcake? When did you start smoking?
You mentioned you smoke. Does she? Did cupcake? When did you start smoking?
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,640
@previous (H)
Are moving in together is being post-poned, as I am moving to Los Angelos to pursue a career. My ex did not smoke, my girlfriend does. I have been smoking for around a year.
Are moving in together is being post-poned, as I am moving to Los Angelos to pursue a career. My ex did not smoke, my girlfriend does. I have been smoking for around a year.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,646
@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)> I am moving to Los Angelos to pursue a career.
oh really? are you determined to go? really set on it? what kind of career are you going to pursue?
i knew several people who were really determined to go, and really set on it, and they did!
and since they were so determined to go and set on it i really encouraged them. I said it sounded like a great adventure and very cool, and that they should go. to hollywood, or LA, and do, like, acting and stuff. And so they went out there.
and i thought it was great, you know? they were really bound and determined to go, and had their hearts set on it, on "being an actor" and so to see them chase their dreams was really awesome to see!
so, yeah, if you like really got your heart set on it, and are determined to go and have your sights set on "modeling" or something, i mean go for it. that's awesome!
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,657
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,673
@454,640 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
If I remember, you're in Texas. Welp moving to LA means the relationship is done for.
You really should've stayed with cupcake. She brought out the best in you.
If I remember, you're in Texas. Welp moving to LA means the relationship is done for.
You really should've stayed with cupcake. She brought out the best in you.
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,691
@454,646 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Thanks. Yeah, I am going to become an actor. Modeling would be interesting, but I don't see much value in it, I have an artistic side, not good enough to write, or make movies, but play a role in them, sure.
@previous (H)
I hope not, I'm going to do long distance with her, she wants to get married, as do I, I think that might be a sort of solution, I'm going to ask her to marry me, and be engaged for a while not sure exactly. Either way I do love her, and I feel like I've found someone I can really be with. So, it's worth meeting challenges to make it happen.
If by best you mean "most entertaining"I see your point, being an emotional wreck bordering on psychotic is fun to watch, not fun to be.
Thanks. Yeah, I am going to become an actor. Modeling would be interesting, but I don't see much value in it, I have an artistic side, not good enough to write, or make movies, but play a role in them, sure.
@previous (H)
I hope not, I'm going to do long distance with her, she wants to get married, as do I, I think that might be a sort of solution, I'm going to ask her to marry me, and be engaged for a while not sure exactly. Either way I do love her, and I feel like I've found someone I can really be with. So, it's worth meeting challenges to make it happen.
If by best you mean "most entertaining"I see your point, being an emotional wreck bordering on psychotic is fun to watch, not fun to be.
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,705
@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Seems like you had some real passion there. Explosive, but passion.
Was Cupcake okay when you started smoking?
Seems like you had some real passion there. Explosive, but passion.
Was Cupcake okay when you started smoking?