Topic: Eyebrow Raising Intensifies
decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj started this discussion 13 years ago #32,535
Don't ask. Just !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?3★
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What the fox say?
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Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #454,291
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Posting in a sticky
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Pooting in a sticky
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decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,534
Why'd this get stickied?
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,536
@previous (decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj)
Eyebrow raising has intensified to crazy proportions. If it continues, eyebrows will be raised literally into orbit and we'll need Syntax to start keeping track of all them.
Eyebrow raising has intensified to crazy proportions. If it continues, eyebrows will be raised literally into orbit and we'll need Syntax to start keeping track of all them.
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10 myle EYEbrows
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eyebrow raising subsides.
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@previous (C)
It's a subjective term relative to the height a lifeform should be based on its growth cycle.
It's a subjective term relative to the height a lifeform should be based on its growth cycle.
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@previous (C)
Whenever you read anything intelligent in a book, you go "autism". When did you drop out of school, third grade?
Whenever you read anything intelligent in a book, you go "autism". When did you drop out of school, third grade?
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #455,110
@previous (L)I was walking down the street the other day, and I happened to say that "children are shorter than adults" in a passing comment. All at once, people rushed out of an alleyway! Alex Trebek rushed out and caught me in a headlock while Stephen Hawking rolled over my toes with his wheelchair. Noam Chomsky strode out and hit me with a right cross.
"Didn't you know, turkey, that 'shorter' only means shorter relative to what some dude says on the Internet?!" Chomsky yelled at me.
"B-b-but children are shorter than adults!" I heaved.
"That's subjective!" Chomsky yelled. "It's all relative to what Anon L thinks! It doesn't matter if it's objectively true that children are shorter than adults."
"Wait, wh-" I tried to squeak as Chomsky kicked me in the balls.
"SHUT UP!" Chomsky yelled. Numerous language experts filed out of the alleyway behind him as they all nodded their heads in agreement that the English language only means what Anon L thinks it should mean when he chooses to speak.
"Okay!" I yelled, desperate now. "If Anon L is such a master of the English language, then why can't he express himself clearly with unambiguous words??"
"UGH!" I yelled as Chomsky drove his thumb into my eye with a casual cruelty.
"Anon L is a troll and that's HIS JOB!" Chomsky sneered. "WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?!"
I learned a lesson that day
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