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Topic: My asshole is bleeding

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,250

I just took the biggest and most painful dump I've ever had in my life. I almost screamed.

hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #58,752

prolapse?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,778

@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
Nope. Just tore my rectum from passing a turd with the width and hardness of a small baseball.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,780

@previous (A)
I would shower and wash your asshole well, then rim with vaseline.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,783

> expect hamfist
> receive anonymous a

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,785

@58,780 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Not an option right now. I'm at work. And thank god for that, because I would have destroyed my toilet had I been at home. I think the bleeding stopped though.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,789

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
No one's. That's why it was so painful.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,798

Eat more vegetables
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