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Topic: Would you find this philosophy odd?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,492

I don't want people to know what I eat, therefore I wait until they go to bed before I eat.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Odd. 8 62%
Not odd. 5 38%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #453,659

Gee, I wonder who voted "Not odd."

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #453,663

@previous (B)
shut up nerd.
@OP
no that sounds normal.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #453,676

Well if they know what you eat they'll know what to poison. So you may be rocking an evolutionary survival advantage, OP.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #453,693

@OP
This is a little strange, but it really depends on the circumstances.

I've lived with judgmental types that couldn't help but tell you exactly what they thought about everything regardless of whether it concerned them or not. I would often wait until they were gone or sleeping to get things done without having to hear a load of unsolicited advice while I was busy doing something.

Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,723

@OP
Yes. During the day you should pretend to "eat" decoy foods. This will throw off your food stalkers.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #455,272

@previous (Meta)
How do I pretend to eat? What if they're watching me chew and swallow?

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #455,274

@previous (A)
Create a distraction: light a firecracker and discreetly toss it across the room. When it goes off "swallow" the decoy food.

Anti joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #455,275

Are you a cannibal, OP?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #455,341

@op is pretending to be vegan but just loves bacon sandwiches.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #455,381

@455,272 (A)
Nature has hidden an undo button at the back of your throat.
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