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Topic: BECKY

Matthew Miller to me started this discussion 13 years ago #32,491

Nov 9 (1 day ago)

I wrote an article just for you once. Can you please unban me in return?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Unban. 6 32%
Do not unban. 6 32%
Just be human. 3 16%
I have heard that food photography needs a macro lens. Do you know if that is true? 4 21%

Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later[^] [v] #453,680

@op
Did you ask for an article on tofu that smells like farts and rotting corpses?

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,714

lol

eels joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,730

A banned Matt is a hilarious Matt. The choice is clear.

Shadow ban

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,736

240paki joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,790

I used to tolerate, and even like this guy.

But not any more. It might be fun to unban him, but nuke him every day like nick used to do.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,791

unban him for 30 minutes a day at chinese 4 am

squeegee !first/o5zA double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,792

or, even better, a special Chinese IP Only Captcha thing, but that's permanent, and riddle based. if he want's to post he must answer these riddles three.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,845

I voted unban. The drama around Matt is always entertaining. I do get sick of his shit like everyone else, but he's become such a fixture of the community. Stop Matt from being anon and ban him for 48 hours every single time he goes back to the same old shit. I suspect even most of the people who hate Matt get some enjoyment out of him, even it's just the joy of hate. :s

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,853

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
i voted unban too because i know that he'll just get banned again.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,896

@453,845 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
This. Disable him from posting anon.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,900

Strange how Matt posts his schtick everywhere but will not put it on his blog or even allow it in blog comments. No girlpoop, McWalter, fully rugged consumer items, Harry Potter fansex, etc.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,907

@previous (I)
sounds boring as shit

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,910

@453,900 (I)
Strange how you can't tell the difference between someone fucking about, and doing something serious.

For example, I don't include lolcats in reports I do at work.

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #453,975

@previous (F)

Matt?

Work would be better if people used lolcats in reports, anything to brighten things up, but some no humor person or many would disaprove.

Matt sounds like his life revolves around schtick.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,015

@previous (I)

> Matt?


not matt
> Work would be better if people used lolcats in reports, anything to brighten things up, but some no humor person or many would disaprove.
>
> Matt sounds like his life revolves around schtick.

Not really, his blog is schtick free, and he gets a bit precious when internet and his other life intersect.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,026

@453,791 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
No! We must make a game of this! We unban him for 30 minutes a day but the start and end time are totally random for every cycle of 24 hours. He'll never know when his chance to speak is. It will positively fuck with his mind.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,059

He'll be banned minutes after being unbanned anyway.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,084

Becky, if you fart and poop...
Inbox
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Matthew Miller
7:25 AM (46 minutes ago)

to me
...then please unban me.


Okay, never mind.

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #454,086

@454,059 (K)

He has a whole popular blog to post schtick on but he never does, not even allow it on comments. Even in http://foodergolove.com/2013/11/09/stinky-tofu-a-study-in-horror/ I put the comment, "How can something so stinky taste so good?" and he even rejected that.


The solution is for him to fill his blog with schtick instead of here.
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