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Topic: You know you've been browsing AnonTalk too long when...

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk started this discussion 15 years ago #3,249

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You know you've been browsing AnonTalk too long when... ?

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hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #58,725

you have sex with prepubescent kids

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #58,726

@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)

hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,730

you start to think it's an okay site

hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb double-posted this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,733

your post passes the filter

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,734

@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
lol good one.

hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,735

the page loads

wowaname !LSD69pSotU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,744

You use AT and AnT correctly

and you become somewhat of a grammar Nazi

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Born this Way joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,745

the last place you took your girlfriend was the lovely woods.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,748

Given:
A) You give up on debating with the pedophiles.
B) You get pass scrambled and beg to be let back in because of your high post count.
C) When you watch the site 24/7 only to slit your wrists later on and whine about how no rage bulletins are being posted.

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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,750

You know you've been browsing AnonTalk too long if you've ever been to AnonTalk.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,756

> You know you've been browsing AnonTalk too long when...

...you post a thread about browsing AnonTalk on an illegal clone of AnonTalk.

!34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,759

When any mention of children makes you have thought about Paedophilia...
inb4 denials.
I've been here to long, so don't even try to hide it. :|

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psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,760

When once grammer is improved.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,763

Kimmo can turn a lesbian straight.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,769

@previous (L)
Kimmo turns lesbians straight for evading his bans.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,775

@58,763 (L)
I do feel a little more heterosexual.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,777

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I knew you posted there. :3

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,779

@previous (G)
I post on many different forums and chans.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,786

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I know, but I wasn't sure about AT. I've seen you post things over there and then post them here. I was just never sure if that was you simply lurking the site, seeing an interesting topic, and bringing it over here, or if it was actually you cross-posting. Now I know. :P

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,788

Don't browse anontalk at all.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,814

@58,786 (G)
Usually, I post every topic here first.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,835

You know you've been browsing AnonTalk too long when you become a complete and utter retard who need things spoon-fed to them.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,846

I accidentally ban myself every time I post there. He's so weird...

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,849

@58,775 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)

Unless it's hetero for Kimmo, consider yourself shitlisted.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,853

@previous (L)
I've been shitlisted multiple times. Mostly for arguing against child molestation.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,856

You know you've been browsing AnonTalk too long when... ? When you set up your own backyard tent city?

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totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW triple-posted this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,857

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
When you convert your cellar into a sex dungeon?

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,859

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
When you get an erection from watching the Wiggles?

stal !83NsvHkodg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,864

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
i don't even

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,866

@previous (stal !83NsvHkodg)
What?

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,868

When you want to hate fuck Justin Beiber?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,869

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
This post wins.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,871

@58,868 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
hatefuck?
WTF is a hatefuck

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,872

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hatefuck
To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,874

When you don't look for old friends on Facebook, but on Neighborhood Watchdog.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #58,882

@58,871 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Instead of a hard on, you can have a hate on.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW triple-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #58,884

When you're sure that Michael Jackson was innocent.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #58,887

@58,872 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
hmmm that actually sounds kinda hot. (the concept, not necessarily Bieber).

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #58,891

When you compulsively vomit at the site of pubic hair.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #58,947

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
When your masturbation hand smells like Gummi Bears and shame.

protip !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,042

@58,891 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
lol’d
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