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Minichan

Topic: With a bag of Doritos in one hand and a bottle of Mountain Dew in the other

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 13 years ago #32,453

I am ready to sit down to my Xbox One, put on my Turtle Beach headset and play Call of Duty Ghosts.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #453,318

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,388

but its not out yet

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,390

@previous (dreamworks)
its just walter trying to pretend to be better than some people

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,391

@previous (D)
Which is itself pretty hilarious.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,392

@previous

McHilarious

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,401

@453,390 (D)
I'm actually making fun of video game culture.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,434

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
why? because you believe that you of all people are in a position to criticize people who play video games? for playing video games? what's funny here i don't get it
'i am sitting here with my food and drink posting on minichan' now i'm making fun of you because you are fat and post here

Metæ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,437

@OP
It was a brilliant move calling it Xbox One. You know, cause it's the third Xbox. Microsoft is totally hip and fresh like that. It will also trick video game reviewers cause they'll end up comparing the Xbox One against the PS1 and there's no way Sony can win that battle!

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,439

@453,434 (D)
How fucking autistic are you? Christ almighty.

Metæ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,440

@OP
Is it the Call of Doody special edition Mountain Dew?

Metæ double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,441

@OP
When I sold computers, xtreme gamerz would go crazy dropping $100 on Turtle Beach headsets. PC gamers would drop retarded money on Razer keyboards.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,442

@453,440 (Metæ)
I could only get a hold of Gamer Fuel sadly :(

Metæ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,444

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
You have to get the Call of Doody edition, but it has to be the CoD Ghosts edition, cause it's totally better than last month's CoD edition Mountain Dew edition. Also you need the $20 DLC which boost HFCS and caffeine by 10%.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,448

@previous (Metæ)
If I drink enough, I could win an Xbox One!

Metæ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,452

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Yes! But then next month you'll be lame cause they'll have released three more Call of Doodys by then.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,460

Careful you do not gain 600 pounds. I know somebody who died recently from depression and weight issues.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,461

@previous (H)
Spanky died?!

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,462

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Who's Spanky? He was just some fat fuck who always told lies and always sat around drinking Dr. Pepper.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,492

@previous (H)
Yeah, but he's like 600lbs.

Metæ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,508

@453,460 (H)
How old was he? And did the weight cause the depression or vice versa?
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