Topic: Douchebag names

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,419

Chad, Clyde. Kevin. Trent, Trenton, Triston. Malachi. Sal. Don't forget Trevor. Todd, Brexton, Bradley. Jesse, Jackson, Justin. And so on...

If your name is one of these, you're a douchebag.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #453,057

Sweet, not a douchebag!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #453,063

My name is Kevin Chad. Fuck you, dude. I would destroy you easily.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #453,065

i dont think clyde or jesse or bradley are douchebag names

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #453,071

@previous (D)
But when Bradley shortens his name to Brad. Douchebag alert.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #453,073

@453,065 (D)
I guess I understand and I agree with C. but whenever a dude is named Jesse he is guaranteed to be a douche.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,078

@previous (A)
ive known like 2 jesses they were both okay

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,079

@OP
I've known guys with at least six of these names. I can't really disagree.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,082

who the fuck uses Malachi anymore

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,084

Fake anon is also one.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,088

@453,082 (F)
Horrific douchebags.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,097

Also toby

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,099

Dylan.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,106

@453,082 (F)
Jews

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,115

@453,084 (G)

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,117

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
...says the man who responds to literally every mention of his name.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,118

@previous (G)
Wow that is so insane. Someone responding when people talk about them? They must be a fucking idiot.

I hate you Anon G.

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,121

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You are reaching Matthew Rosteet Miller levels of obsession, at this point. If you continue down this psth, you'll find yourself living in China with only a single lightbulb to your name.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,122

@previous (G)
Let's keep this at a fun level thanks.

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,123

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Does that level include mutual masturbation?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,124

@previous (G)
You are literally the gayest mora on the fora.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,126

@453,115 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 33 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,127

@previous (E)
Dox/harassment

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,128

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You know anon G is fapping wildly right now.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,129

@previous (E)
I would expect nothing less. He is a well-known pervert and sexual deviant.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,131

@453,128 (E)
Not even fapping. That picture was so good that I went straight to anal stimulation.

@453,124 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
...says the man who is constantly seen getting into the cars of shady men, wearing assless chaps and a mesh top.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,136

Also Joran

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,138

Chet, Mike, Rick, Chazz, Kyle, and Thomas.

!YsZaymund. (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,150

Zaymund.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,153

That's a lot of boyfriends who didn't work out OP. Sure you're not the problem?

!YsZaymund. (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #453,156

@previous (L)
Bitch stay tuned.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #453,274

Hayden

Every chav boy child is now named Jayden

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #453,344

Mohammed
Jesus

It's hubris to name a person after someone like this.

Minichan