Topic: Do people on Minichan commit suicide everyday?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,369

I see that one topic is always being viewed when checking under Folks. How depressed are you sad fuckers? Hahaa.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #452,527

That's because the suicide advice is such a value. How much would you pay to die? $199? $99? $49? NO! Minichan will give you quality suicide advice for UNDER $20! Yes, that's right folks! Post now and we'll even throw in a free Matt thread! Get the suicide advice, a FREE namefag, AND the bonus collection of Matt's Greatest Hits for just $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

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Morbid !X1WYwquTXU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,530

They need to.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,536

@previous (Morbid !X1WYwquTXU)
A lot of them don't need to do it painlessly, though.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,543

@452,527 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
But wait!!

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,545

This is why I like MC. You got me a painless way to do it. Just in case. TYVM.

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