Topic: Silly joke for halloween
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,330
A beautiful woman approaches a man at a bar and offers him a proposition "For $200 I bet I can suck your dick and sing the national anthem at the same time." The man figures he can get some head and actually get paid for it, so he obliges. The woman takes him into the closet, starts sucking, and sure enough starts singing the national anthem at the same time. The man pays his $200 and walks away slightly confused, but very relaxed.
The next night, the same woman comes into the bar and propositions another man. "For $200 I bet I can suck your dick and sing the national anthem at the same time." She brings him to the closet, performs her amazing feat, and collects her money from the flabbergasted stranger.
The next night, the same woman comes into the bar and propositions the same man from the 1st night (having forgotten she had already "conned" this particular gentleman.) "For $200 I bet I can suck your dick and sing the national anthem at the same time." Being somewhat wiser, the man agrees, but asks to go to his car briefly before she starts. He grabs the small flashlight out of his glovebox, so that THIS time, he can see what the promiscuous woman is doing to accomplish this amazing trick.
She takes him into the closet, and begins to suck his dick and sing the national anthem. Just as she started the part about ramparts, the man clicks on the flashlight and there he sees a glass eye-ball rolling around on the table.
The next night, the same woman comes into the bar and propositions another man. "For $200 I bet I can suck your dick and sing the national anthem at the same time." She brings him to the closet, performs her amazing feat, and collects her money from the flabbergasted stranger.
The next night, the same woman comes into the bar and propositions the same man from the 1st night (having forgotten she had already "conned" this particular gentleman.) "For $200 I bet I can suck your dick and sing the national anthem at the same time." Being somewhat wiser, the man agrees, but asks to go to his car briefly before she starts. He grabs the small flashlight out of his glovebox, so that THIS time, he can see what the promiscuous woman is doing to accomplish this amazing trick.
She takes him into the closet, and begins to suck his dick and sing the national anthem. Just as she started the part about ramparts, the man clicks on the flashlight and there he sees a glass eye-ball rolling around on the table.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #452,273
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #452,275
Silently chuckled
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #452,420
10/10 will jack again
Anonymous D double-posted this 13 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #452,421
@452,273 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Currently masturbating to this piece amateur taxidermy, ironically enough.
Currently masturbating to this piece amateur taxidermy, ironically enough.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #452,424
TL:DR?