Topic: ok, for real, where the fuck is green?
squeegee !first/o5zA started this discussion 13 years ago #32,324
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #452,174
With relatives. Hopefully institutionalized.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #452,175
got twattered
squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,181
Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,182
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Well, that's the word on the street in Aylesbury. But maybe the Aspire NHS walk in dentist twatted him back one m8. With a chainsaw.
Well, that's the word on the street in Aylesbury. But maybe the Aspire NHS walk in dentist twatted him back one m8. With a chainsaw.
Tesco Cider Advertisement joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,184
Idk, drink Tesco and find out!
squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,187
well shit. who's going to harass his neighbors now?he set the bar real high you know?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #452,198
Maybe he has a job and school and is really busy.
Not that Green ever seemed like the employable type.
Not that Green ever seemed like the employable type.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,269
in your asshole.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,270
@452,198 (E)
> Not that Green ever seemed like the employable type.
He could be used for testing funny farm padded wall rooms and those solid stainless steel toilets. Just move him from room to room to see if rooms hold up
> Not that Green ever seemed like the employable type.
He could be used for testing funny farm padded wall rooms and those solid stainless steel toilets. Just move him from room to room to see if rooms hold up
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,296
I'm staying at a friend's flat I used to volunteer with. I've been sober over a month.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,297
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)U wot m8?
Wait that trip... Is it really you?? How has being sober been treating you? Did you go through crazy withdrawals or just decide, fuck that I'm sober now? How did that work? How the fuck have you been?
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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,299
@previous (I)
My friend said I can't stay over if I'm drunk. I really crave a beers but there are plus sides to being sober.
My friend said I can't stay over if I'm drunk. I really crave a beers but there are plus sides to being sober.
Whatever !Emo/.BEckY replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,301
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,303
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,305
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Wait you went pretty much crazy. How did you go from crazy to sober Green? What changed?
Wait you went pretty much crazy. How did you go from crazy to sober Green? What changed?
Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,307
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,308
@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Oh. Super. I've figured out a truth about life BTW. Staying moving is staying living. So... practice yoga or do stretches or run a lot or do squats or whatever. Anyway, if you stop being able to move, you're fucked.
Oh. Super. I've figured out a truth about life BTW. Staying moving is staying living. So... practice yoga or do stretches or run a lot or do squats or whatever. Anyway, if you stop being able to move, you're fucked.
Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,309
Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,313
@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Oh my god, I really don't believe it! Your text voice has changed so much!
Welcome back, beloved fora son.
Oh my god, I really don't believe it! Your text voice has changed so much!
Welcome back, beloved fora son.
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,314
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,315
Glad you aren't dead, green.
squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,326
does this mean no more twatting of things?Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,334
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,342
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,344
So, Green, would you say that you've twatted your drinking problem?
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,346
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,347
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #452,348
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #452,487
green post a new video im dyin wwithout my fix
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #452,489
@OP
Sectioned most likely.
http://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/healthadvice/problemsdisorders/beingsectionedengland.aspx
Sectioned most likely.
http://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/healthadvice/problemsdisorders/beingsectionedengland.aspx
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #452,491
@previous (N)
He posted. he is homeless, living with a friend and not drinking. So I guess no more videos of him shoving things up his arse.
He posted. he is homeless, living with a friend and not drinking. So I guess no more videos of him shoving things up his arse.
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Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #452,494
We still have no clue wot happened on OCT 9 court date Other then Green is now living elsewhere
Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,549
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,557
@452,494 (Syntax)
That pretty much says it all: he got evicted, but on the bright side, he's stopped drinking! So I see a brighter future for Green.
That pretty much says it all: he got evicted, but on the bright side, he's stopped drinking! So I see a brighter future for Green.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,561
Remember these shows?
Quantum Leap
Sliders
Once Upon a Time in Wonder Land
Doctor Who
Likely explanations for where he went.
Quantum Leap
Sliders
Once Upon a Time in Wonder Land
Doctor Who
Likely explanations for where he went.
Geen !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,580
@previous (E)
> Sliders
Your Green has invented "Sliding" and will not be around until he learned to tune his frequency modulation chips. But I am here from Earth-867539 in his absence.
> Sliders
Your Green has invented "Sliding" and will not be around until he learned to tune his frequency modulation chips. But I am here from Earth-867539 in his absence.
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,685
@452,549 (N)
er, he is?
Despite what people on here believe, life on benefits isn't an easy life in this country. Unemployment benefit barely covers food costs, let alone electricity, gas etc. Also, the ,list for council housing is years long, and someone like green would be near the bottom.
er, he is?
Despite what people on here believe, life on benefits isn't an easy life in this country. Unemployment benefit barely covers food costs, let alone electricity, gas etc. Also, the ,list for council housing is years long, and someone like green would be near the bottom.
Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,692
@previous (J)
implying there are not 20 different jars to collect welfare from in the uk
housing benefits, unemployment benefits, heating benefit, tax benefit
if bums don't use them all doesn't mean its not possible to live nicely of the state
implying there are not 20 different jars to collect welfare from in the uk
housing benefits, unemployment benefits, heating benefit, tax benefit
if bums don't use them all doesn't mean its not possible to live nicely of the state
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,698
@previous (N)
Yeah, I live here mate.
That whole benefits scrounging shit is lsrgely tabloid myth. If you want to believe the nasty, right wing rubbish about life on benefits, go ahead.
The majority of single people on benefits get less than 160 a week, all in. Living on 7500 or so a year is living in poverty.
There's a reason why food bank use is increasing exponentially, and its because people on benefits are living below the poverty line.
Talk of free housing, TVs etc is bullshit. Why do you think green is forced to sleep on someone else's sofa.
Yeah, I live here mate.
That whole benefits scrounging shit is lsrgely tabloid myth. If you want to believe the nasty, right wing rubbish about life on benefits, go ahead.
The majority of single people on benefits get less than 160 a week, all in. Living on 7500 or so a year is living in poverty.
There's a reason why food bank use is increasing exponentially, and its because people on benefits are living below the poverty line.
Talk of free housing, TVs etc is bullshit. Why do you think green is forced to sleep on someone else's sofa.
Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,700
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,702
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,778
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,782
@452,698 (J)
> Talk of free housing, TVs etc is bullshit. Why do you think green is forced to sleep on someone else's sofa.
Because he made loud noises at all hours of the night, trashed his flat, and almost burned the whole flatblock down?
> Talk of free housing, TVs etc is bullshit. Why do you think green is forced to sleep on someone else's sofa.
Because he made loud noises at all hours of the night, trashed his flat, and almost burned the whole flatblock down?
Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,845
@452,698 (J)
and yet there are more people doing fine on just benefits than people like you who don't
and yet there are more people doing fine on just benefits than people like you who don't
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,846
Anonymous J double-posted this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,847
@452,782 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Yes, evicted from his flat, and now unable to rent another because he has no income for a deposit, therefore sleeping on someone's sofa.
Why hasn't green got a new flat? After all, according to the geniuses of minichan and the daily mail, free flats and TVs and god knows what else, the council gives these all away like candy, and neerdowells are given fistfuls of cash to do with what they like. Never mind the fact that public housing stock is virtually nil, and people on benefits are forced to use food banks because they can't afford food.
The reason I know all this is that I am on benefits right now, due to illness. The only way I can survive is through fraudulently claiming I am living in rented property when I am not. Even with that, its a struggle. My ESA benefit is the same as unemployment benefit. Its about 70 a week.
I'd like to see anyone here live on that and have a good time doing it.
Yes, evicted from his flat, and now unable to rent another because he has no income for a deposit, therefore sleeping on someone's sofa.
Why hasn't green got a new flat? After all, according to the geniuses of minichan and the daily mail, free flats and TVs and god knows what else, the council gives these all away like candy, and neerdowells are given fistfuls of cash to do with what they like. Never mind the fact that public housing stock is virtually nil, and people on benefits are forced to use food banks because they can't afford food.
The reason I know all this is that I am on benefits right now, due to illness. The only way I can survive is through fraudulently claiming I am living in rented property when I am not. Even with that, its a struggle. My ESA benefit is the same as unemployment benefit. Its about 70 a week.
I'd like to see anyone here live on that and have a good time doing it.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,862
@previous (J)
Okay, please tell me, specifically, which of my claims was wrong:
1. Green had a council flat.
2. Due to misbehavior he lost it.
I never said the UK is a free money welfare paradise or anything.
Okay, please tell me, specifically, which of my claims was wrong:
1. Green had a council flat.
2. Due to misbehavior he lost it.
I never said the UK is a free money welfare paradise or anything.
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,863
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
My initial post was to anon n.
You pointed out why he got evicted, I pointed out why he hasn't got another place yet, and how unlikely he is to get his own accommodation now.
I haven't said you were wrong at all.
My initial post was to anon n.
You pointed out why he got evicted, I pointed out why he hasn't got another place yet, and how unlikely he is to get his own accommodation now.
I haven't said you were wrong at all.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,865
@previous (J)
I know it's not all peaches and cream, but Green did actually have a nice flat, food in his stomach (or money for unlimited alcohol). I don't know how much Green got in benefits but it seems to have been enough for the bare necessities.
My point is: if Green is homeless now it's a consequence of his own behavior. He had it all and lost it, despite countless warnings and pleading from us and no doubt people IRL.
I know it's not all peaches and cream, but Green did actually have a nice flat, food in his stomach (or money for unlimited alcohol). I don't know how much Green got in benefits but it seems to have been enough for the bare necessities.
My point is: if Green is homeless now it's a consequence of his own behavior. He had it all and lost it, despite countless warnings and pleading from us and no doubt people IRL.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,868
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Yea I wish the anon who is on benefits currently... could explain how Green did so well and he isn't.
Websites say it takes a family and a long wait but Green got a decent place and was always going out to eat and of course the Tesco fluids.
Yea I wish the anon who is on benefits currently... could explain how Green did so well and he isn't.
Websites say it takes a family and a long wait but Green got a decent place and was always going out to eat and of course the Tesco fluids.
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,869
@452,865 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I've told you how much: 71.40 a week, excluding rent. I'd guess he was easily spending 35 a week on alcohol. Gas and elec 10 a week. That leaves about 15 a week for food, clothing, bus fares etc.
Its fair to say he wasnt and isn't saving any money.
You saw how he lived; living a solitary existence in a trash filled flat, drinking every day till he passed out, and only having contact with people through the internet. That ain't a life.
He will struggle to get his own place now. He is years away from getting a council flat, and for sure he got neither his deposit or a reference from his last place.
I've told you how much: 71.40 a week, excluding rent. I'd guess he was easily spending 35 a week on alcohol. Gas and elec 10 a week. That leaves about 15 a week for food, clothing, bus fares etc.
Its fair to say he wasnt and isn't saving any money.
You saw how he lived; living a solitary existence in a trash filled flat, drinking every day till he passed out, and only having contact with people through the internet. That ain't a life.
He will struggle to get his own place now. He is years away from getting a council flat, and for sure he got neither his deposit or a reference from his last place.
Anonymous J double-posted this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,870
@452,868 (Syntax)
Well? You think he was living well?
Jesus wept.
edit: he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
Well? You think he was living well?
Jesus wept.
edit: he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,872
@452,869 (J)
> You saw how he lived; living a solitary existence in a trash filled flat, drinking every day till he passed out, and only having contact with people through the internet. That ain't a life.
Except going back when he had a girlfriend and the place was cleaner and the toilet still was intact...For whatever reason he went off the deep end nor do I think he Green is stupid.
@previous (J)
> he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
That part needs clarification because I think when I looked up his address it was listed among the council flat's (could be in error)
And no of course he was not living well. He was off the street and ate daily and he described his diet which was not so great -
> You saw how he lived; living a solitary existence in a trash filled flat, drinking every day till he passed out, and only having contact with people through the internet. That ain't a life.
Except going back when he had a girlfriend and the place was cleaner and the toilet still was intact...For whatever reason he went off the deep end nor do I think he Green is stupid.
@previous (J)
> he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
That part needs clarification because I think when I looked up his address it was listed among the council flat's (could be in error)
And no of course he was not living well. He was off the street and ate daily and he described his diet which was not so great -
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,873
@previous (Syntax)
There's no way green would have had a council flat; a young single man with no dependents is not a priority. The queue is literally years long. If it was a council flat, the council would have rehomed him in a hostel or something, after eviction.
The list you saw was probably just showing which landlords accept people on benefits as tenants; most don't.
There's no way green would have had a council flat; a young single man with no dependents is not a priority. The queue is literally years long. If it was a council flat, the council would have rehomed him in a hostel or something, after eviction.
The list you saw was probably just showing which landlords accept people on benefits as tenants; most don't.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,874
@previous (J)
Ah that wood make cents.
So now all he has to do is get married have some kids get on the list and be home free
Ah that wood make cents.
So now all he has to do is get married have some kids get on the list and be home free
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,875
@previous (Syntax)
Hopefully, this whole thing will be the short sharp shock he needs to sort his life out.
Hopefully, this whole thing will be the short sharp shock he needs to sort his life out.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,876
@previous (J)
He seems to have no other choice. 90% of my visits to England were for work and in the better weather months. So I have never been there in winter.
Sad to say all I no about winter in England is from a couple of old movies. Christmas Carol and Oliver Twist. Living Life on those streets mean just mean.
He seems to have no other choice. 90% of my visits to England were for work and in the better weather months. So I have never been there in winter.
Sad to say all I no about winter in England is from a couple of old movies. Christmas Carol and Oliver Twist. Living Life on those streets mean just mean.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,877
@452,870 (J)
> edit: he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
It's a housing association place, I think.
> If it was a council flat, the council would have rehomed him in a hostel or something, after eviction.
They're under no obligation to do this, afaik. Unless he applied for emergency accommodation.
> edit: he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
It's a housing association place, I think.
> If it was a council flat, the council would have rehomed him in a hostel or something, after eviction.
They're under no obligation to do this, afaik. Unless he applied for emergency accommodation.
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,879
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
> > edit: he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
> It's a housing association place, I think.
Makes sense. That's still a private tenancy.
> > If it was a council flat, the council would have rehomed him in a hostel or something, after eviction.
> They're under no obligation to do this, afaik. Unless he applied for emergency accommodation.
Moot, as I don't believe he was council housed. Thinking about it though, if he was, and the courts decide that green made himself "intentionally homeless" through his actions, they woulkdnt need to rehome.
> > edit: he wasnt in a council flat - it was a private tenancy. He had a landlord.
> It's a housing association place, I think.
Makes sense. That's still a private tenancy.
> > If it was a council flat, the council would have rehomed him in a hostel or something, after eviction.
> They're under no obligation to do this, afaik. Unless he applied for emergency accommodation.
Moot, as I don't believe he was council housed. Thinking about it though, if he was, and the courts decide that green made himself "intentionally homeless" through his actions, they woulkdnt need to rehome.