"I told them to get the kids out and everything, and me myself, being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out," said Walter Serpit, "I went back into the house like a dummy and the door shut on me because this back draft was about to kill me."
Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#451,642
I like how he's like "yeah I'm an alcoholic, so what?".
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#451,645
> Serpit managed to save several cans of beer and he escaped the home without getting burned.
In other words he is successful.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,727
Do you watch WTVM on a regular basic?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,728
@previous (D)
I watch WTVM on AppleBasic™ in 8 bit color and with the original Apple ][ sound system. It just makes more sense that way.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,729
I'm not far from where this happened. About 25 minutes, to be exact.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,730
@previous (D)
Maybe you should go find that guy and give him some beer. I'm sure he's already plowed through the ones he rescued after his shit burned down.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,731
@previous (A)
Yeah, people down here are srs bsns about their beer. It doesn't even surprise me.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,732
@previous (D)
What are alcohol laws like down there? I could look it up, but it's more interesting to ask you. Could you actually go get him a beer right now?
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,733
@previous (A)
The laws aren't strict. I have the street address, but I highly doubt he's there... And heck, I can barely afford my own beer!