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Topic: new MacBooks almost super glued shut

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,275

i understand apple in doing this as they are essentially really good trolls
i am happy that i can replace the ram, disk, and even a normal wifi card tucked inside a plastic wrapper
but in this next generation you can not change anything, even the ram is soldered to it
makes sense in the air but not in 13/15" models, it is just silly!
the battery has been super glued to the case as well
i think its stupid of apple to estrange users who can remove screws to upgrade/replace disks/ram/etc
now its only hoping for another fan phobic company to make decent hardware thats silent AND user upgradable
/rant

sauce: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/25/macbook_pro_2013_teardowns/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #451,627

> apple users who can remove screws
This sounds iffy. I don't think those exist.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,629

@previous (B)
lol, some do! fanboys are a problem too, i have had a lot of apple hardware which is run with windows/osx/whatever and most were easy to service/fix/upgrade
having no user replaceable parts in the larger models just makes no sense other than fucking with me personally
when i bought this macbook i did so with the least amount of diskspace and ram (just like i would do for dell) and then upgrade it for 1/3 of the price
so the 2013 models are fucked, in 2014 we will see apple macbooks that are welded close, trust me

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,631

@451,627 (B)
LoL

Not far from me is a supplier to Apple of a key chip. So I have viewed many on benches opened up for...and that is all I can say.

But everyone No's that the future is total throw away electronics with repairs n upgrades total impossible.

Waiting for someone to point out a new so called invention of Modular Cell phone like Lego's - Plug n Play

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,632

@previous (Syntax)
when apple was still cool (wozniak) apples actually came with directions on how to take them apart, create your own parts, etc
i think the first few apple laptops also came with directions in how to take it apart
too bad the woz will not start a new company called Pear and create the shit we all want and NEED

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,633

@451,631 (Syntax)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,634

@451,631 (Syntax)
I've seen something like that. Its called phonebloks. Gay name.

http://phonebloks.com/

Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,635

@OP
That's been the Apple philosophy from almost the beginning. The original Macintosh in 1984 had proprietary tri-wing screws and no upgrade slots. Because Apple is a computer you shouldn't have to think about these things with.

If ever anything should go wrong, you take it to the Apple Genius whose job it is to worry about all the messy under the hood stuff.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #451,646

@451,633 (A)
Exactly

@451,634 (D)

One day they will allow the old buy new car from factory - exactly as you want it - I did twice - its a looooong wait however

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,660

I want to get the new mac pro but its sort of a shame that it looks like a garbage bin

Anonymous F double-posted this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,661

@451,634 (D)

> I've seen something like that. Its called phonebloks. Gay name.
>
> http://phonebloks.com/

too bad phonebloks wont work for a number of reasons

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,662

@previous (F)
Its the opposite of mass produced.

Good idea prior to 1920's

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,663

@451,660 (F)
1. Buy a plunger
2. Paint it silver
3. Stick it on top of your new Mac
4. Have the audio randomly yell "EXTERMINATE!"

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,666

@451,661 (F)
What are these reasons?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,709

@451,627 (B)
i have the apple screwdriver for it

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,720

@451,661 (F)

> > I've seen something like that. Its called phonebloks. Gay name.
> >
> > http://phonebloks.com/
>
> too bad phonebloks wont work for a number of reasons
The prototype looks ugly and clunky. Also what about drivers? And it looks like if you drop the phone all the blocks will come apart and you'll have to put it back together.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,748

> apple

theres your probem

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,750

@451,720 (Meta)
Yeah, I can't really see it working either.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,760

@451,629 (A)

> makes no sense other than fucking with me personally

But that's Apple's MO. Fuck them in the ass good and hard enough and sooner or later they'll like it.

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,762

@previous (I)
They have $100 billion in the bank, they must be doing something right.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,773

@451,635 (Meta)
no no, the first macs that wozniak was behind actually had expansion slots one could add/remove or solder your own
i think he hand build the very first mac himself, this man should be revered and have schools named after him, not steve jobs
not even to mention dennis ritchy -- history is a bastard
it was meant to be as open as can be, wozniak was the nerd, jobs the commercial bastard who raped choices and then died

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,785

i do like the new removable batteries!

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,250

@previous (A)
Removable as long as you can remove the glue!

It's just amazing how far we've come. I remember when all laptops had user-replaceable batteries.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,254

@previous (Meta)
I had a couple three IBM Thinkpads and replaced batteries several tymes. The original made by IBM's - So apparently the new Apples with glue have batteries that will take recharge 4Ever and never need replacement.

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,259

@previous (Syntax)
As with any Apple product, laptop will not B latest&greatest after 1 year, and fanboys will drop $$$$$ 2replace.

As with 10 myle iPhone 6, new Macbook will be RE:gold plated.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,263

@previous (Meta)
Perhaps they will become so efficient only a small battery will be needed cause they will perfect stealing RF from everywhere to power up the device.

People have been busted for stealing over a full Kilowatt of power from an AM station in their hood. Plays havoc with AM station pattern.

In theory this could work for small watch like devices in the future - In theory only of course.

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,265

@previous (Syntax)
The part about stealing power from AM radio actually is really interesting. Can it be converted to 60Hz 120V 15A AC power? 1KW can be very useful...

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #452,282

@452,263 (Syntax)
@previous (Meta)
Isn't this Tesla territory?
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