Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later[^][v]#451,587
> KL: come indoors > implying I'm ever outside in my free time
lolbud
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,588
my hatches are fully battened down, whatever that means.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,593
@451,587 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you have a large enough pastie surplus to survive?
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,605
I am prepared. I hope Green has stocked up on Tesco Value cider.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,608
@451,593 (D)
Yes, our pasty stocks should see us through the storm.
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
And butter. Storms can really shake things around, it's a good idea to secure one's possessions on the ceiling with butter in such an event.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,614
Last time we had winds this speed, I was nearly killed when the wind blew me into the main road
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,615
The Met office has just issued a statement via Twitter advising that suitably buttered Bibles and Korans can be stuck to walls or ceilings in order to patch unexpected leaks.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,624
@451,608 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) @previous (A)
I have buttered all my valuable belongings to the ceiling. Should I butter myself up there too, for good measure? This will require more Tesco Value butter than I have.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,625
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Butter down the hatches!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,630
@451,587 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
finally you admit to a being a pasty faced basement dwelling pastry eater
thank's
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,648
@previous (G)
Drat, I tried so hard to hide my real self behind a facade of an outgoing, charismatic party boy. You got me, Anonymous G. :(
Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,707
@451,587 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
How do they farm Cornwall? It's so tiny.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,726
Jesus Christ. The winds sound strong.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 54 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,737
It ain't even stormin', here. I laugh at your storm warnings.
@451,707 (Meta)
Oh it's not that small. You Americans have your sense of proportion all screwed, with your jumbo cup holders and your five burger meals.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#451,740
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Glad to hear it! Stay safe.
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,751
A bunch of people died here!
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,754
Thank god the nightmare is over
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,771
A bin fell over, forum. It was horrible. :(((
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,772
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Was there a cat in it again?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,786
So yeah, occasionally it rained but otherwise it was okay.
0/10, would not stockpile pasties over again.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,787
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I always have about 15 in my freezer. just in case.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,807
Here in the North West, it was grey and shit and same as usual.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#451,839