Topic: So... I've been thinking about Kimmo.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #32,234
Given that the NSA has been more-or-less aware of Internet traffic moving to or from the US, what do you think they think about our dear friend Kimmo?(Edited 6 minutes later.)
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #451,267
poots
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,268
@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
I'm pretty sure the NSA has a file on this that contains more than "poots". If anything, the file just reads:
> "poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots girlturdae"
> Matthew Miller: SLEEPER AGENT
> Assignment: Make contact with FALUN GONG contact ****[REDACTED]
> Assigned: Under the cover of a broke graduate student, Matt Miller will travel to China. In return for repayment of various IRS liens, he is to make contact with FALUN GONG CIA contact XXXX XXXXXXXXXX{redacted] and pretend to start a food blog by which he will convey information about the Chinese government's plans to handle the XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXX[redacted] revolution of XXXXX XX XXXXX XXXXXX[redacted] against the nuclear XXX X XXXXXXX X XXXXX[redacted] facitility on XXXXXXXX X XXXX[redacted]. [The rest is redacted]
I'm pretty sure the NSA has a file on this that contains more than "poots". If anything, the file just reads:
> "poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots poots girlturdae"
> Matthew Miller: SLEEPER AGENT
> Assignment: Make contact with FALUN GONG contact ****[REDACTED]
> Assigned: Under the cover of a broke graduate student, Matt Miller will travel to China. In return for repayment of various IRS liens, he is to make contact with FALUN GONG CIA contact XXXX XXXXXXXXXX{redacted] and pretend to start a food blog by which he will convey information about the Chinese government's plans to handle the XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXX[redacted] revolution of XXXXX XX XXXXX XXXXXX[redacted] against the nuclear XXX X XXXXXXX X XXXXX[redacted] facitility on XXXXXXXX X XXXX[redacted]. [The rest is redacted]
Not and NSA person (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,269
@451,267 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
Oh wait, I was read the (rather lengthy) file on someone else linked to Kimmo Alm. Sorry. Late night. We have no information on anyone by the name of Kimmo, nor do we collect information about US citizens or anyone outside out jurisdiction. thx.
-The NSA
P.S We have heard rumors that Becky has fallen ill, but we cannot confirm or deny as we have only now dispatched surveillance vans to take video of her having the trots.
Oh wait, I was read the (rather lengthy) file on someone else linked to Kimmo Alm. Sorry. Late night. We have no information on anyone by the name of Kimmo, nor do we collect information about US citizens or anyone outside out jurisdiction. thx.
-The NSA
P.S We have heard rumors that Becky has fallen ill, but we cannot confirm or deny as we have only now dispatched surveillance vans to take video of her having the trots.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,270
Did Kimmo move to Sweden to avoid the NSA? WHAT IS HE HIDING??
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,302
nothing, kimmo or any of us is far too small a fish to fry in NSA batter