Topic: I think I may be under the influence of Voodoo Magics, forum.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds started this discussion 15 years ago #3,221

It feels like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the stomach.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #58,336

Then make a doll of yourself and put a tiny kevlar vest on ot.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #58,337

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I don't have a tiny kevlar vest. Bulletproof vests are illegal, anyway.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,338

Is it something you ate?

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,341

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)

Today I have eaten 2 packets of Microchipsâ„¢, a yoghurt, 6 NICE biscuits, 3 sausages, 3 roast potatoes and 7 boiled potatoes.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,342

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)

Is the pain sharp? For how long has it persisted?

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,345

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)

I'm just being melodramatic. It's just a stomach ache. I'm going to take paracetemol.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,347

@58,337 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
> Bulletproof vests are illegal, anyway.
wat

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,348

@58,345 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
> I'm going to take paracetemol.
LOL Okay. That should work.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,350

@58,347 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)

Technically not, but it's illegal to buy and sell them.

@previous (E)

For a mild stomach ache? The analgesic properties should suffice.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,374

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
> The analgesic properties should suffice.
They should. It's just not what I was expecting you to use to counter Voodoo Magicsâ„¢.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #58,578

@58,350 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
I guess it would makes sense with guns being illegal and all. Though really what good is one without the other?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #58,580

I love America.

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